How to Fix The Phillies? Jen Utley Cardboard Cutout, of Course

Kyle Scott - July 13, 2012

Here’s a video reader Matt MacMillan made for 97.5 The Fanatic’s Fix The Phillies in One Minute or Less contest. Our thoughts? Matt’s solution was sound, comprehensive, and totally plausible. He should not only win whatever the contest’s prize is… but also a front office job.

14 Comments

  • Candy from the Oak July 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I bet she has a hairy box

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  • dollarbill July 13, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Well played.

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  • Adam B July 13, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    that is fantastic

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  • Trent Cole July 13, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    @candy
    Nope, it ain’t.

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  • Fairmount Joe Miller July 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    I Would love to lick Jen Utley’s pussy & maybe her asshole if the mood was right

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  • Vinny Curry July 13, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    No way. That sweet little twat is silky smooth.

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  • Candy from the Oak July 13, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    I meant with all that pet hair

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  • Roman Gabriel July 13, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Chase wouldnt know, he is to busy chasing other tail.

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  • Marky from Morrell Tavern July 15, 2012 at 8:44 am

    I’ll fuck anybody

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  • Bah Low Me July 16, 2012 at 8:41 am

    Kyle
    Ive noticed significantly less blurbs of you praising Ruben … but I guess nobody will notice your an idiot

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  • Al TRU July 17, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Up your butt Jobu

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  • The most interesting Phillies fan on my street. July 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Bah Low Me,
    At least use the proper form of your/ you’re in a sentence before calling other people an idiot. Quick lesson. if “you are” sounds right, use you’re. End of lesson.

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