How to Fix The Phillies? Jen Utley Cardboard Cutout, of Course

Here’s a video reader Matt MacMillan made for 97.5 The Fanatic’s Fix The Phillies in One Minute or Less contest. Our thoughts? Matt’s solution was sound, comprehensive, and totally plausible. He should not only win whatever the contest’s prize is… but also a front office job.


14 Responses

  1. I Would love to lick Jen Utley’s pussy & maybe her asshole if the mood was right

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  3. Kyle
    Ive noticed significantly less blurbs of you praising Ruben … but I guess nobody will notice your an idiot

  4. Bah Low Me,
    At least use the proper form of your/ you’re in a sentence before calling other people an idiot. Quick lesson. if “you are” sounds right, use you’re. End of lesson.

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