Doc Emrick Relates Australian Women’s Water Polo Team to Flyers

Screen Shot 2012-08-07 at 11.18.10 AM Call them maybe "the Flyers"

Since water polo has two goals, a goalie, H2O and a power play, NBC decided to have hockey announcers Doc Emrick and Pierre McGuire call the sport’s matches during the Olympics. Emrick is joined in the booth by Wolf Wigo, a three-time Olympian who seems to have genuine disdain for Emrick’s dumbing down of the sport and constant hockey analogies (I, for one, love them and could listen to Emrick call my daily blogging routine (Kyle scampers into the chair… eyes the spacebar… avoids a dick joke, keystroke POST!!!). McGuire is doing what McGuire does best– standing uncomfortably close to dripping wet athletes and showing off his impressive man boobs that are larger than those of any US women’s swimmer, diver or beach volleyball player (or is it just their constrictive compression suits?). 

For me, water polo has become my go-to sport of these Olympics. There's displays of endurance (treading water), physical play (those earmuffs aren’t for show), easy to comprehend rules (ball in goal– simple), and a neon line that runs across the pool (to make us feel all warm and fuzzy like we’re watching a football game). There was even a nipple slip in a women’s match* (not from McGuire). It’s all perfect, and when shown from below, the players’ legs look like fingers from that here is the church, here is the steeple thing you used to do as a kid. And thankfully, Emrick is there to describe it all to us.

Which brings us to today.

As pointed out by several readers, in this morning’s US-Australia women’s water polo semifinal, Emrick grabbed for another hockey analogy, and this one hit close to home: 

“[The Australians] are full of controversy. They are the Philadelphia Flyers of women’s water polo."


The Australians lost in overtime to the US, missing a spot in the finals– sounds about right.

*It wasn’t hot. These women are MASSIVE. Unlike just about every other Olympic sport, where female athletes only have select body parts outside the norm (hello, swimmers' shoulders), the water polo girls have big everything. Apparently, being the shape of an eggplant is necessary to compete at the highest level.

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18 Responses

  1. At least two of them would be acceptable while sober. I’m sure several of the real Flyers would be happy to run through them.

  2. If Emerick has made a Flyers reference, then I’m assuming there is a Pittsburgh equivalent of Crossing Broad with a “Emerick mentions Crosby 10 times during water polo match” post.

  3. @Eric I’ve thought the same thing, except he couldn’t call any of the players the “female equivalent of Sidney Crosby in water polo” since they all have more manhood than Sid the kid.

  4. I would make those chicks have a swim match race & whoever won would get to suck my dick

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  9. Love those flyers…but whuastp with that picture of Mos Def? I have not heard DJ Evil Dee’s name in about 10 years! I’m glad he’s back, he’s a very nice guy.

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