And I thought the time I spelled it "Schwimmer" was bad, pic via (@IUPmike)
Michael Schwimmmmmmmmer is mad, yo. According to a report by CSN’s Jim Salisbury, Schwimer and his career 4.62 ERA were disproportionately upset about their most recent demotion to baseball’s incubator: [CSN Philly]
According to multiple sources, the demotion did not sit well with Schwimer. Two sources said the pitcher had recently complained of a sore arm and believed he should have been placed on the disabled list instead of being sent to the minors. Schwimer apparently made his feelings known to club personnel.
One source (who I’m convinced is Rich Dubee) told Salisbury that Schwimer had been “making noise about his arm hurting and getting a second opinion.” That’s code for whining. He had been whining.
Schwimer’s anger most likely stems from the fact that he will no longer receive substantially higher Major League pay while in the minors. When on the DL, players still receive their full compensation, which for Schwimer is paid at the rate of the league minimum, $480,000.
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I’d be pissed to if I was as bad as he is.
Career minor leaguer in my book
maybe he should take a schwim in his tears or sumptin tssss
double seamer !!!!!!
Fuck that no talent Jew pussy. He doesn’t belong in the show.
BTW: would have been nice if Kyle posted a pic of his but-her face gf
Can 3 Finger Lenny get his own column please?
i’d be pissed too if my ERA was 4.62. put some ice on that arm and shut up. if he was a decent pitcher he wouldn’t have been sent down.
Do you guys read each others posts before posting your own ?
All you doooooshes right exactly the same shit
NO LOVE,
Beez Nutz
write, not right….
good catch … thank you
LOVE,
Beez Nutz
Beer nuts sucks
Anyone else notice the spelling error in the screen grab?
Didn’t see the caption.
How has no one pointed out the spelling error…
Please release him, let him go.
Wtf no1 said anything about the spelling error?!?!?!?!
Fucking outrage
Hey Kyle! Thanks for the photo credit! Always enjoy reading your stuff.
should have let aumount go schwim rocks!
Douche jew
ParadeDownBroad – Thank you! I was wondering the same thing about “Schimer”.