The Stanley Cup is Coming to the Jersey Shore

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The Stanley Cup is coming to the Jersey Shore! No, Jeff Carter isn’t bringing it to Sea Isle so it can do its best Stanley Tucci from Sex And The Other Man and watch Carts and his girlfriend go at it.

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No. No, that’s not happening at all. Actually, Justin Williams, Todd Fucking Fedoruk (???) and John Stevens will be hanging out with the Cup at Caesers in Atlantic City tomorrow: [Courier Post]

“In this day and age, viewing the Stanley Cup is a unique opportunity for NHL fans and Caesars customers,” said Don Marrandino, Eastern division president for Caesars Entertainment Atlantic City.  “We are grateful that Justin has chosen to spend his time at Caesars Atlantic City for his day with the cup.”


Besides the curious choice to bring the Cup to Caesars, where one might imagine it will have its spirit broken by the pissed away dreams of society’s forgotten members, I wonder if Stevens will take a spin westward, with the Cup sitting in the back of an open convertible, and scream indistinguishable obscenities as he drives past the Flyers Skate Zone.

Probably not.


8 Responses

  1. lol Carts’ girlfriend follows Kyle on twitter – she’s probably waiting for a post dedicated to her

  2. Jonnnnnny Marks here! Join me LIVE from Andy’s Diner this weekend 8-11am. The food is BANGIN!

  3. he just started following her and then she just started following him on twitter by the looks of it… probably messaged him

  4. Is nobody gonna mention how nice those girls tits are in that video link, once you get past creepy Stanley Tucci?

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