Your Morning Carts: I Rode on a Fire Truck with the Stanley Cup Edition!

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Pic via (@armstrongdouglas)

Stanley Cup champion Jeff Carter spent the day with the Stanley Cup today during his day with the Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup.

Carts and Drew Doughty, who are both from London, Ontario, paraded Lord Stanley’s prized possession atop a fire truck through the streets of London. What you see here are the G-rated pictures. Presumably, later, the cup will be adorned with a blonde wig and a tramp stamp. And at that point, all bets are off. 

Hop it for the pictures.

Stanley Cup.

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  • PhillyGuy81 August 23, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Why do we care about this? Oh, yeah, only Kyle does

  • Lt. August 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Morning Carts? So that’s, like, still a thing?

  • Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons August 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    carts looks c0ked up

  • bfire August 23, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    line em up Cartsie! ////////// ffffffftttt

  • Rubes Pubes August 23, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    I’m pretty sure that this is rock bottom for this site. I keep telling myself that it can only get better but Kyle keeps proving me wrong.

  • Rich August 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    If the page views don’t stop is it really rock bottom?

  • Kyle Scott's Aunt August 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Kyle is feeling the pressure from barstool and deadspin to be funny but unfortunately he’s failing. This site is falling apart

  • Chris August 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    The 2nd picture is great!!!! One dude watching The Cup go bye!!! “HEY WHERE IS EVERYBODY?”

  • Orest Kindrachuk August 23, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    What do you think Carts is doing with tweeter Megan Elizabeth right about now?

  • dino7 August 23, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Them two nubs on top of the fire truck made me had a flash back to Real Madrid dropping the Spanish Cup onto the ground and the bus running over it.
    Ha! That would have been a classic…dropping Stanley cup off the aerial ladder of a fire truck, and the fire truck running over the cup.

  • Aaron August 23, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Sooo… the site is failing or sucking, but you still write on the comments and view the pages…….
    hmmmmmmmm something sounds funny…..

  • Southphillyben August 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Where did get shirt…..Richards Closet?

  • Ronald Noel August 23, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Is carts cheating on richie????

  • Christian Stengal August 23, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    I would love to do some coke with carts at Eden with my boy Ebird Lentz

  • Shane boxer August 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    fuckin carter and richards won the cup after homer traded there asses out of here to clear cap space for bryz and to let giroux emerge as the man. Only in philly……

  • Candy from the Oak August 23, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    the cup will smell like puss by the time they are done

  • Jimmy Woods August 23, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    You know carts probably put a wig on the cup & tried to fuck it

  • R August 24, 2012 at 9:00 am

    That’s the gayest firetruck I’ve ever seen. Damn Canucks……

  • DoomHooligan August 24, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    “Tactical Rescue” aka Retard-Mobile is looking MIGHTY. MIGHTY LAME.
    Jecc Farter, meh, whatever.

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