Your Morning Carts: I Sat with the Stanley Cup in Front of a Flyers Flag in My Frat Boy Living Room Edition!

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Here’s a giant punch in the dick for your Friday morning. A microcosmy picture of Jeff Carter. His dad. A beer. Winter Classic seat cushions. A Toronto Maple Leafs trash can. A Nascar hat. And the Stanley Cup. All positioned in front of a Flyers flag in a frat house-looking living room with a Goodyear tire as coffee table and a cumshot sofa.


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  • Larry Andersen August 24, 2012 at 11:04 am

    and this is pretty much exactly how I envisioned his living room looking….

  • Jimmy Woods August 24, 2012 at 11:09 am

    No doubt carts cum is on that cup

  • Shelly August 24, 2012 at 11:13 am

    I wonder if carts dad ever asked Jeff to smell his fingers

  • Charlie Brown August 24, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Time for Kyle to seek help from this trade. Get over it.

  • Vince August 24, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Does he have bottle opener flip-flops on?

  • flyers fan August 24, 2012 at 11:23 am

    I think I had that couch in Margate 2000.

  • DoomHooligan August 24, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Very appropriate that the trash-can is a Toronto Maple Leafs trash-can. Outstanding.
    I have one of those Flyers door-flags from a playoff game a few seasons ago. Crappy give-away at the door.

  • Rehlio August 24, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Those look like the sandal/bottle opener combo. Classy.

  • Gray August 24, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Are you gonna be this obsessed with Jayson Werth if the Nats win the World Series?

  • MM August 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Good for carts, very cool.

  • ParadeDownBroad August 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Time to get over the trade, Kyle. Carts and Richie played very different roles for the Kings than they did with us.

  • TCR August 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Kyle’s tears taste like candy …. get over it fag.

  • KyleSucks August 24, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    How long do you think Kyle spent trying to photoshop himself into this picture?

  • The Taggart House August 24, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    I heard from a girl in sic that carts loves eating pussy when he’s on blow

  • Sean August 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    PDB, I’m glad you brought that up. The implied argument that Holmgren is a bonehead due to the fact that he traded two eventual Stanley Cup champions is a weak one. Carter and Richards were looked at as two of the leaders of the Flyers’ team. On the Kings, they were complementary parts of an already-good team with a red-hot goalie.

  • Hopdevil August 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    Too funny. Love the tire. Smart with his money vs. Desean who’s broke already and wants to re-up on his contract.

  • 3 Finger Lenny August 24, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Looks like there is a little coke debri on that coffee table

  • Christian Stengal August 25, 2012 at 10:59 am

    I want to do an 8 ball off the cup with carts.. TBC style

  • Buzz Knightley August 25, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    Is Poppa Carts holding a can of Busch beer? That’s old school.

  • Jeff Carter August 27, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Hey Kyle, Suck a dick u loser.

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