By
Kyle Scott
Here’s a giant punch in the dick for your Friday morning. A microcosmy picture of Jeff Carter. His dad. A beer. Winter Classic seat cushions. A Toronto Maple Leafs trash can. A Nascar hat. And the Stanley Cup. All positioned in front of a Flyers flag in a frat house-looking living room with a Goodyear tire as coffee table and a cumshot sofa.
Perfect.
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20 Responses
and this is pretty much exactly how I envisioned his living room looking….
No doubt carts cum is on that cup
I wonder if carts dad ever asked Jeff to smell his fingers
Time for Kyle to seek help from this trade. Get over it.
Does he have bottle opener flip-flops on?
I think I had that couch in Margate 2000.
Very appropriate that the trash-can is a Toronto Maple Leafs trash-can. Outstanding.
I have one of those Flyers door-flags from a playoff game a few seasons ago. Crappy give-away at the door.
Meh.
Those look like the sandal/bottle opener combo. Classy.
Are you gonna be this obsessed with Jayson Werth if the Nats win the World Series?
Good for carts, very cool.
Time to get over the trade, Kyle. Carts and Richie played very different roles for the Kings than they did with us.
Kyle’s tears taste like candy …. get over it fag.
How long do you think Kyle spent trying to photoshop himself into this picture?
I heard from a girl in sic that carts loves eating pussy when he’s on blow
PDB, I’m glad you brought that up. The implied argument that Holmgren is a bonehead due to the fact that he traded two eventual Stanley Cup champions is a weak one. Carter and Richards were looked at as two of the leaders of the Flyers’ team. On the Kings, they were complementary parts of an already-good team with a red-hot goalie.
Too funny. Love the tire. Smart with his money vs. Desean who’s broke already and wants to re-up on his contract.
Looks like there is a little coke debri on that coffee table
I want to do an 8 ball off the cup with carts.. TBC style
Is Poppa Carts holding a can of Busch beer? That’s old school.
Hey Kyle, Suck a dick u loser.
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