A Cacophony of Shit: NHL 94 Winner is Familiar, Beer, Ryan Lochte Remains a Douchebag, and Bikini Hockey

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Last night we held our first hockey lockout support group at Drinker’s West. What was on tap (besides delicious beers)? NHL 94. Easily the most fun tournament we’ve done. The winner was Steve Saunders, pictured in the middle, on the ground. If Steve looks somewhat familiar, that might be because you may know his dad, Tim, the radio voice of the Flyers. Yeah, that’s right– Tim Saunders' son crushed it at our NHL 94 tournament. Where you at, Jim Jackson’s kids?!

Mmmmmm, beer. 

The Constitution Center isn’t just for honoring our forefathers and Jason Richardson. No, no. It’s also there to help us celebrate our country’s history with… beer. 

Check out the awesome Bathtub Beer Fest that will take place on November 15: [Foozbooz.com]

On Thursday, November 15 from 7-10 p.m., the National Constitution Center will be hosting the Prohibition-era beer drinking party and PBW 2013 fundraiser. Until October 12, advance tickets are available online for $40 a person, which includes samples from 20 craft breweries and admission to the Constitution Center’s new exhibit “American Spirits: The Rise and Fall of Prohibition.”

Read on for details and a list of participating breweries.

Modern and era-appropriate brews will be available and revelers can observe a real “bathtub brew” at the event. The open fermentation style brew will be made in homage to illegal brewing during Prohibition and will be available to drink exclusively during Beer Week. Beer will be served out of sixtels iced in bathtubs and Prohibition-era dress is encouraged.

 

Yes, please. 

Consider this my official “press credential” request to the Philly Beer Week folks, who would undoubtedly love to have Philly’s most read sports blogger come and write about his night with a dozen modern and era-specific beers.

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The folks from Phillies Nation are making the plea to keep Chase Utley at second base next season: [PhilliesNation.com]

Since the idea of moving Utley to third base next season is really picking up steam it’s worth exploring these three facts to get a better understanding of why the Phillies are even considering the idea. These facts also suggest that the team is better off leaving Utley at his natural position. The concept of playing Utley at the hot corner was certainly intriguing, and an example of out-of-the-box thinking on the Phillies part, but for now it should get shelved as an interesting idea ultimately not worth exploring at this juncture. 

 

Keep reading for the detalicals.

Today in Ryan Lochte, Douchebag: Douchebag Ryan Lochte Finds Himself in Mega Douchebag Situation with Douchebag Situation:

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via (@rafshamjancs3)

Here’s a fun Michael Vick stat, courtesy of our friend Matt Lombardo, from whom we’re going to dock points for using CSN’s increasingly annoying #EaglesTalk hashtag:

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Finally, a promo video for the Bikini Hockey League, which may have to be the focus of our next hockey lockout support group. Or, we could just rent porn and drink beer.


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20 Comments

  • Henry McGuigan September 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Did Ryan Lochte invade Yassar Arrafats wardrobe? All that outfit is missing is an AK47 and anger at the western world 😀

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  • MM September 26, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Saunders kid looks like he’s been stuck in the basement since 94 playing video games. Awesome pedophile mustache and bowl haircut. looks like thw dude from the lovely bones. Tan much dude?

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  • Steve September 26, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    I saw Steve Saunders WRECKED one time in Finnigan’s and it was like 9:00. He went into a bathroom stall and passed out. Dude was off his rocker big time.

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  • Deej September 26, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    I scored 4 goals on Saunders kid in a high school playoff game. We still lost

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  • State Penn September 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    How come you have such an infatuation with Ryan Lochte?

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  • Sean Brace September 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    why do hipsters love PBR so much????

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  • Michael Vick's Blind Side is All Sides September 26, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    The Situation is showing early signs of becoming an ugly, old Italian man.
    In other news, cowboys.com is not the offical website of the Dallas Cowboys. Don’t believe me, check it out. Get on it.

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  • OneManWolfpack September 26, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    People still flash up fingers in pictures?! That picture angers me so much and I’m not sure why because literally the only time I ever see those two is when I am on this site… but it just makes me want to blow something up. So mad…

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  • Sean Brace September 26, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    the sit has rough living written all over his ugly mug

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  • Your Mother September 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Ryan Lochte in a picture with his gay lover. How cute… Mommy likes Gays. They wear nice neck scarves.

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  • Slamming Gretzkey's Daughter September 26, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Wow could that Drinkers picture be any more hipster? Plaid shirts and pedophile mustaches. And to top it off, there’s even PBR in the background. Newsflash: that beer sucks.

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  • Jay Grace September 26, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    I would love to give those hipsters a beating with a bat. Fucking hate hipsters & them pretending they like pbr

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  • Todd Pratt September 26, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    The sit is a good looking dude

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  • McSorley September 26, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    This site sucks

    Reply
  • yo September 26, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Lol at Kyle…calling someone a douchebag dosnt make you any less of one.

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  • boobsquach September 26, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    Ryan lochte showing the world that the situation can take 3 while he can 2…….hate those bastards
    so when do tickets go on sale for the bikini hockey league?

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  • Michael Vick Is A Fag September 26, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Man, first dick riding Giroux and now dick riding Locthe…smh

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  • Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds September 26, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    Hipsters!
    Hippppppppssssssssssstttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!

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  • Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds September 26, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    Wtf is that fag of a swimmer wearing around his neck???
    Only eat dude gets laid is if he wears a USA shirt, so the vagina know he’s a swimmer

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  • the 47% September 27, 2012 at 10:06 am

    I do not see a hipster in any of these pictures just a bunch of overweight bros.

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