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Carlos Ruiz returns to the lineup tonight. He’s batting fifth and catching. Oh, and Doc’s pitching. 

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via Phillies Twitter

I’m staring at this lineup card and all I see is “Barbershop Quartet,” “Skokie, Illinois,” “Redfoot,” and “Pierre.” I think someone's been fucking with us for the past five months.