Video: “EatDatPussy” Breaks Down The Eagles Game

Kyle Scott - September 10, 2012

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, our favorite YouTuber, returns for another year of intelligent Eagles commentary. And really, no analyst could do it better. He make sense like R. Diddy but talks like P. Diddy. Perfect.

Some excerpts:

How, in the fuck, do you throw four picks against the Cleveland Browns, ni$$a?

Shout-out to Juan Castillo. And I ain’t gonna lie, I was fucking criticizing the shit out of him yesterday, dog. I was sitting up there saying, ni$$a, our defense was gonna suck ass, ni$$a, and the offense was gonna have to pick us up. Ohhhh shit. Have you all see this game, man? That shit was totally reversed, ni$$a! The defense was fucking killin’. Offense sucks fucking ass, dude.

Marty Mornhinweg, whoever the fuck is calling those plays on the offensive side of the ball, how the fuck do you have a fucking monster that is LeSean McCoy, how do you have a fucking monster like that, a beast, even though he fumbled early on up in the game… how the fuck do you only run the ball 16 times?

Motherfucker, we barely beat the Cleveland Browns, what makes you think, ni$$a, we gonna be the fucking Ravens?

King Dunlap, who I think is a fucking bum, by the way.

Hop it for the video. This might be his best work yet. 


  • boobie September 10, 2012 at 11:58 am

    It just got real as F— Ni$$a

  • DC September 10, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    ESPN needs to hire this guy as an analyst.

  • Rob Kardashian September 10, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    best was when his pops was calling him for dinner in the one video last year

  • JoeyB3878 September 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    I love laughing at this dude…….. His fat ass needs to start eating some diet pussy.

  • The Original that guy September 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    black trash.

  • Akers Crossbar September 10, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    give this man a field pass

  • 3 Finger Lenny September 10, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    looks like he put on more lbs this season

  • whats that? September 10, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Diabetes is a 12 point favorite

  • Lou Nutwarts September 10, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    This wasn’t funny or interesting last year

  • Aaron September 10, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Candy from the Oak September 10, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Welfare has Skype

  • MM September 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    and the over/under is 30

  • ThePhillyFlash September 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    A day without EatDatPussy and his words of wit after an Eagles game is like a day without sunshine. I’d rather listen to his commentary than most of the wooden talking heads on ESPN or NFL Network.

  • Swoop September 10, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    I nominate him to replace E-roc and or Dave Spudaro… Immediately

  • sean September 10, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    WOW!!! This guy is a clown!

  • Angry Greg Ryan September 10, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    I wonder if he really likes eating pussy? Marshall Harris told me he hates eating pussy

  • AL TRU September 10, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Put him btw Rendell and Didinger post game.

  • xDelta07 September 10, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    Every single thing this guy said was true. We are gonna get FUCKED UP by Baltimore next weekend. Did you guys see what they did to Cincy? WE ARE FUCKED

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