“EatDatPussy” is Disgusted, Perplexed, Angry (in That Order)

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As soon as Jason Hanson’s game-winning field goal slithered its way through the uprights, I didn’t throw things. I wasn’t angry. I didn’t laugh. I thought to myself: I can’t wait to see what The Pussy has to say about this. Honest to god, that was my reaction. EDP is going to be furious, and that, for me, will be glorious.

He was more subdued than usual, perhaps resigned to the Eagles' fate as a borderline playoff team. But the analysis, as usual, was spot on: "I'm thinking to myself– self, where, in the fuck, is the offensive line at?"

See his reaction, after the jump.


23 Responses

  1. Will this bozo just go away already. If I wanted to hear some angry black guy bitch about the obvious, I’d turn on 94.1

  2. Because I wake up every Monday morning wanting to know exactly what this clown thinks? Enough, Kyle.

  3. Since the 2010 Miracle in the Meadowlands 11-14
    why is anyone expecting great things from these dolts?
    if you’re shocked, you’re not awake
    if you’re surprised, you’re just not too bright
    reality bitches – deal with it
    adjust your expectations

  4. Really, really? seriously you think people want to hear him, not in this life time. Oh by the way his nname sucks as much as he does! go away

  5. Stop making this guy a weekly thing. He is extremely annoying and now thinks people actually ENJOY listening to him. We should inhibit people like this and not encouraging them. He even is promoting his own Twitter page now. He should focus more on his health issues more than trying to “recap” Eagles games.

  6. Kyle, why won’t you give me EDP’s digits? He’s the only man, manly enough to stomach this smorgasbord of beef curtains and blue cheese….

  7. Kyle should put up the $$ to send EDP to the Mayo Clinic to get his weight in check.
    Make it right after not getting him eagles tix

  8. You want a rant? Here’s a rant:
    I’ll start with Juan Castillo. Nnamdi finally looks like Nnamdi. Playing man and rushing 4 has worked for 4 quarters. So what do you do? Start sending the house and putting DRC on Megatron. That makes perfect sense. Juan’s new name is “El Terrible”.
    Marty Mornhingwheg (sp?…fk him), or Andy Reid (or both of them) are the worst playcallers/schemers in the entire league. Give that man an “Ask Madden” button already. You’ve got a QB getting absolutely KILLED all day, so you’d think you’d modify the gameplan to minimize him getting hit, not to mention you have a top 3 RB…fk it, just keep chucking it. Watkins blows.
    Zero sacks in three straight weeks. This hasn’t happened to any Eagles team since 1983. FUGGIN’ 1983!!! I’d start Brandon Graham and Phillip Hunt next week just to make a statement to our “vaunted” ends. #duhfuqisTrentColeat?
    You can make excuses all day. The garbage pass interference call on Brent Celek that cost them a TD. Playing teams coming off a bye two weeks in a row. Whatever. None of them are valid. Good teams win games. Right now, this team has a ton of talent and a bunch of arrogant cock mongruls for coaches that don’t know their ass from their face.
    After yesterday, I feel every team in this division has cause for optimism…except the Eagles. Oh yeah and the Giants are REALLY good.
    Too early to start the Geno Smith bandwagon?

  9. I’m as tired of this fat non-funny piece of shit as I am of our fat non-coaching piece of shit. Try doing some fucking reporting/op-ed instead of just hotlinking anything from anyone in an Eagles jersey for Christ’s sake. Fuck you.

  10. I agree with everything FACE says. That and our Offensive line is full of fucking short bus retards.

  11. -Bad playcalling
    -Horrible defensive (and unnecessary) adjustments in 4th quarter.
    -Transform your OWN Top 3 RB in THE LEAGUE into a non-factor
    -Defensive line with minimal pressure from the ends…
    …ladies and gentlemen your 2012 Andy Reid special….

  12. EatDatPussy might be eating a lot of things but I seriously doubt that pussy is one of them. Time to say adios to this POS.

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