NBC Philadelphia just made a big boner.
This morning, reports surfaced that a tire went through the roof of a building alongside the Schuylkill Expressway in Grays Ferry. There was a serious accident nearby, and the hole was the result of truck tire that flew (quite literally) off the road and crashed into the roof of a public housing building.
But that’s not the conclusion local news outlets briefly jumped to. Their version? AIRPLANE TIRE FALLS FROM SKY.
Apparently, an eyewitness and a call from “Fire Radio” hinted that the tire may have been from an airplane. FOX briefly went with that version on their website, but covered themselves by citing said witness.
NBC had no time for such caution. Hell, they even managed to confirm something that didn’t happen (!!!).
I guess they were able to rule out Wayward Shell From Rainbow Road.
They went full-bore with their live coverage, complete with this series of shameful headlines, banners and words:
Their live coverage consisted of 30 minutes of conjecture about how a tire could fall off an airplane, how an airplane over Philly may suffer a grim fate, the irony of the building and hole being right near a major car accident, and other general OH MY GOD AIRPLANE TIRES ARE FALLING FROM OUR SKIES sensationalism.
When the folks from NBC learned that the tire came from a truck involved in the nearby accident, not an airplane (as first reported by 6 ABC), they spent the next 10 minutes trying to figure out how a truck tire could become airborne, which, if you’ve ever seen something like that first-hand (unfortunately, I have), isn’t all that hard to comprehend. It turns out, an object moving at 60 mph that gets slingshotted off an axel can take on a life of its own. Wild, I know.
Next up: your local weather. NBC is reporting mild temperatures with a chance of Jesus tears this weekend. ABC and CBS are saying we can just expect a little rain. Either way, you'll need an umbrella.
I think their big boner just went limp…
I’m surprised they didnt mistake the “Airplane Tire(s)” for Andy Reid
I LOLed at “Jesus Tears”
So sad that our lovely Sheena Parveen has to be associated with such inept people. Channel 10 had really picked up their game for a while but now… not so much. Let’s get her over to a real team… on Channel 6… and team her up with Cecily. That’s a boner than won’t go limp.
What is the sports connection with this one? I missed it.
Tire Radio. 🙂
Sheena Parveen is overrated
…and I’m the conspiracy wing nut tin foil hat guy ?
Kyle, Alex Jones is on line 2…..
Is this still a sports blog?
A transformer tire landed on my shed once
You’ve posted a story from last year and now a non sports posting. Is it asking to much to get some philly sports related material?
I need to get my dick sucked
Reminds me of the time Crossing Broad got a boner when Cliff Lee was put on waivers.
you’d rather a blog post about how every team (and every QB) in the NFC East is better than us, there’s going to be no hockey, basketball preseason is overrated, and the two teams who took world series runs from us are playing in a game 7 tonight?
nah, i like this.
i sense a pattern here.
My dick was so hard…..
it was harder than xmas candy.
harder than Chinese arithmetic.
harder than Supermans knee caps.
so hard i didnt have enough skin left to close my eyes.
try the veal.
@ bill, yes, I would, if I wanted non-sports related gossip stories I would go to TMZ or Perez Hilton.
@ Al TRU, I think that it may be time to lay off the bath salts.
What else would you expect from a left wing media outlet??? All they know how to do is MAKE UP stories!
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