Signs of a Lockout: Wayne Simmonds Beat the Shit Out of Someone in Germany, Danny Briere and Claude Giroux Introduce Themselves to New Fans

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Let’s frown together.

From FlyersNation.net we get this video of Wayne Simmonds absolutely beating the shit out of someone in Germany.

UPDATE: via his Facebook page, Ralk Rinke, Simmonds' punching bag in this video, shows us his face after its meeting with Simmonds' fist:

Screen Shot 2012-10-08 at 2.17.37 PMvia (@Sean_Leahy)

Other signs: Ilya Bryzgalov is playing in his second game for CSKA in Russia today. He blew a 2-0 lead and his team is currently trailing, 4-2. Ilya Kovalchuk has a hat trick against Bryz, proving that in Soviet Russia, some things never change!

And from the Twitter account of Eisbaren Berlin-DG (@Eisbaeren_B), we get these two nice to meet you, I’d rather not be seeing you videos from Danny Briere and Claude Giroux, introducing themselves to their new fans. Those short videos are after the jump.

If you feel like you are being cheated on right now, don’t worry, I do too. We’ll get through this together.




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15 Responses

  1. Simmonds is a fuckin’ beast. I’ve decided that until the lockout ends I’m signing ever comment with,
    “FUCK GARY BETTMAN”

  2. last comment was probably some nba watching moron. This does my heart good to see simmer knockig out germans

  3. If you are pissed that flyers players are overseas and the nhl is locked-out, like this video which is entitled, “If You Dislike Gary Bettman, Like This Video ”


  4. Don’t know how to read German but I’m pretty sure this says Ralf Rinke is now Wayne Simmonds bitch. Wayne beat his ass because he is a “Fischtown Pinguins” – a double foul in Philly
    NHL-Star Wayne Simmonds (Crimmitschau) und Ralf Rinke (Fischtown Pinguins) hatten am 5. Oktober 2012 Redebedarf und artikulierten sich mit Fäusten. Am Anfang haben wir aus der gleichen Partie ein Duell mit Pinguins-Stürmer Marvin Miethke eingefangen, allerdings nicht gegen Simmonds.
    Here is the video link …


  5. HAHAHA, TWO MINUTES FOR NO SWEATER TIE-DOWN!!!! Wayne-Train makin’ a stop in Deutschland. Awesome.
    Gary Bettman is a turd-mass.

  6. As per The Duke’s DE post:
    “NHL-Star Wayne Simmonds (Crimmitschau) und Ralf Rinke (Fischtown Pinguins) hatten am 5. Oktober 2012 Redebedarf und artikulierten sich mit Fäusten. Am Anfang haben wir aus der gleichen Partie ein Duell mit Pinguins-Stürmer Marvin Miethke eingefangen, allerdings nicht gegen Simmonds.”
    During their game on October 5, 2012, NHL star Wayne Simmonds (playing for Crimmitschau) and Ralf Rinke (playing for the probably-gay Fischtown Pinguins) had a disagreement which was unable to be settled with words (Wayne doesn’t speak German, yet), and which was settled instead with fisticuffs. Some other fight happened but we don’t give a scheiss about that one because it has nothing to do with Wayne Simmonds.

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