The Sixers Will Unveil the World’s Largest T-Shirt Launcher Tonight

Kyle Scott - October 31, 2012

This post comes to you from an iPhone personal hotspot over a dodgy AT&T connection, since power is back but VERIZON FIOS IS STILL OUT AND I CAN’T RUN A GODDAMN BLOG WITHOUT IT!

Sorry.  

The Sixers open their season tonight and they’ll do so with  GIANT T-SHIRT LAUNCHER, named Big Bella. Be-fucking-hold: 

Screen Shot 2012-10-31 at 4.21.38 PM

Screen Shot 2012-10-31 at 4.21.38 PM

Beautiful. You know what I want to do with that thing? Shoot Verizon in the face. No one in particular. Just Verizon. As a whole. In the face.

Anyway, tonight, pencil in one gigantic t-shirt launcher and please remove one gigantic, injury-riddled center for the opener.

8 Comments

  • Will October 31, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Where’s Phil E. Moose when you need him?
    Is this thing our new mascot?

    Reply
  • The Animal October 31, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Anyone else think that radio announcer Tom McGinnis is really annoying? Guy irks me on those 97.5 promo commercials

    Reply
  • Joe Mac October 31, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Now THAT is cool! Anxiously awaiting the video! LoL!

    Reply
  • Will October 31, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    In more impressive news: during a test run at Lou Turk’s Halloween party last night, the Turbo Taint Tickler stimulated 100 pole dancers in Tinkerbell costumes, also in only 60 seconds.

    Reply
  • Da Cuz October 31, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Brother Lee Love.

    Reply
  • Jason October 31, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    Fios is awful.
    Are we ever going to hear from EDP about the Eagles game this week?

    Reply
  • allrightythen October 31, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Can you imagine Ed Snider launching anything free into the stands?

    Reply
  • JT Snow October 31, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    Ed Snider is a pos

    Reply
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