Today in “Ryan Lochte, Douchebag”: Douchebag Ryan Lochte Makes a Douchebag Pick on College GameDay

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There are few things in sports (life?) easier than picking the winner of a two-person or team contest. Your answer has 100% chance of making sense and the pick is 50-50. You literally can’t screw that up. Raise your hand if you wrote-in yes (or jeah!) on a true-false question on your SATs. No one? Good. Because it would take a real idiot to do something like that.

Or Ryan Lochte.

King douchebag, whose 15 minutes are entering their 20th hour, was a guest on ESPN’s College GameDay on Saturday and was asked to pick the winner of the LSU-Texas A&M game. Lochte’s choice? Auburn, baby!

Video after the jump.

H/T to the dozen or so people who instinctively and endearingly thought of me upon the sight of the douchebag, video via The Big Lead


You know? Part of me thinks this was intentional

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11 Responses

  1. Ryan Lochte? Seriously, Kyle? Look, no one heard about the guy before the Olympics, and no one gives a rat’s ass about him now….except for you. Give it a rest, homes.

  2. fcskills, Iowa has upset PSU a number of times in the past 5 years. So it wasn’t that bad of a pick, fuckstick.
    Keep drinking the boy-rape punch buddy

  3. He has to wear shirts that has his name on it to get l@id. no1 will know who he is if he doesn’t rock a speedo or a tee with his name on it

  4. according to the asinine logic of the original that guy, because one roots for penn state, that makes them an inherent advocate for child rape? get off your high horse jackass and come with some original material! none of the current staff or players had anything to do with what took place. anyone was who involved in the scandal is either in jail, awaiting trial, or dead. keep the blame and responsibility on them and stop painting everyone with your brush of collective guilt, jackass!

  5. “Uhhh, Auburn tehe”, stick to swimming Ryan because reading obviously isn’t your forte

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