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Well, perhaps not.
Brycecakes is wearing red contacts today, allegedly because they help to reduce glare from the sun monster in Washington. That's something that Jayson Werth has complained about previously. So, thats the official stance. The unofficial stance – mine – is that the Nationals handed out red rally towels today as part of some sort of red out and Harper is trying yet another unnecessary gimmick under the guise of keeping the sun out of his eyes. You decide.
via The Big Lead
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Jealousy will get you no where Kyle
Isn’t he a douchebag every day? With or without red contacts?
never understood the “red out” when you’re playing against another red team…
So so true Magic haha
A man wearing colored contacts is always a douche. ‘Nuff said.
Kyle is trying yet another unnecessary gimmick under the guise of sports blogging
Red tinted lenses can help a player see the ball spin better.
Still a douche bag, but not for trying to get a competitive advantage.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1106093/index.htm
Who is Tony Batista? Is that the wrestler?
The Cardinals team name is the color red and their uniforms are red. How affected by a red out will they be? #makesnosense
Im sure the Cardinals would play worse if the Nats had a green or purple out.
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Your obsession is becoming unhealthy..when you are ready to come out of the closest..call me!
He always is regardless of the day. Well, I guess the Phils Phans will have to bring their Visine signs to the outfield when we go to our other park – to help Baby Boy with those red eyes.
at least he didnt put on his dave chappelle mask, like he did yesterday
Who gives a fuck they are losing 8-0 right now. Good thing they have Strasburg going tomorrow… oh wait.
Gay.
Also, the Nationals are being crushed right now.
It’s ok. We have Strasburg going tomorrow. We got this in the bag.
Enough, Kyle! Even I’ve had enough of your Bryce Harper Haterade Tour. And with the gNats currently getting bitch-slapped to the tune of 8-0, he no longer matters.
Tell you what. I’d like to wax his bat!
You’re just mad the 19 year old kid is getting more ass then you and that his team is in the playoffs and ours isn’t. Facts are facts.
PS. Not in this blog, but stop stealing shit from Barstool.
I guess those red contacts didn’t help him see the ball any better today. 0-5 and a .067 BA in the playoffs.
It’s good to see it worked well for that idiot. What was the final score? 8-0? Hopefully he’ll use them tomorrow too.
batting .69 so far in the playoffs…
dude is so overrated at the plate…. he is linsanity at its finest.
.069 or .69? big difference
Ryan Howard would be batting .069 with 54 strikeouts if we were in the playoffs so i disapprove of your argument
only thing is were stupid enough to pay him 25 million. Did Joe blanton make 7.5 million more than Harper this year? Clown question bro.
brent celek does it too
Isn’t he a douchebag every day?
As much as I grumble half-baked negativity about your blog to nobody in particular, I have to say the “Was Bryce Harper a Douchebag Today?” segment is quite delightful, Kyle.
Welcome to the club, bro!
Car phones were from a very spifciec era. There’s a company in Seattle that advertises during Almost Live! called Car Toys, and despite the name, they only sell phones. And they just had their 20th anniversary. So my theory is that they came into existence when the car phone was the height of phone coolness.I remember during the transition from car phones to cell phones, there being comedy scenes where a hectic businessman is juggling his car phone and his cell phone and his cordless phone. Hang on, I’m leaving the building, I’m going to switch you to my car phone are you still there? We have to redo the Johnson account by Thursday Here’s another semi-abandoned technology: fax machines.Cell phones were once so rare that on Saved by the Bell, only Zack had one. Only one student at Bayside High had a cell phone! Naturally, he was the king of the school. (Also, he could stop time and talk to the audience.)We’re closer than ever to the long-promised visiphone of many sci-fi universes. Cell phones have cameras, but it’s not quite like every phone, from your house landline to the pay phone (what’s a pay phone?) has a camera and a TV in it.Speaking of Almost Live! , I could picture their Urban Sportsman doing an episode about Bluetooth douchebags.
Yeah, man. Nothing wrong with establishing yrosuelf and making your presence known. Congratulations!It’s businessmen like you’re thinking of that give business a bad name. You, sir, are nothing like those people.
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