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Which One of You Drunk Bastards Drew a Nats Fan Fellating the Phanatic?
By Kyle Scott
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Pic via reader Dan
I don’t know many things.
I know that the Eagles are 3-1. I know that Chris Collinsworth has incredibly narrow shoulders. And I know that DiNics changing bread providers is something that frightens me deep within my core.
But what I don’t know is who enhanced this drawing of a drunk Phanatic at Bullies Pub in Xfinity Live! this weekend with the outline of a Nats fan giving him a blow job (I’m assuming someone added this and that it wasn’t the original creation).
Of course, I’m 12 and think this is hilarious. But why, exactly, is the Phanatic’s dangle orange? I’d assume it would have to be green, no? Hell, I always kind of figured it was one of those birthday noisemakers, like his tongue.
Never change, this city.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.