Which One of You Drunk Bastards Drew a Nats Fan Fellating the Phanatic?

Kyle Scott - October 1, 2012

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Pic via reader Dan

I don’t know many things. 

I know that the Eagles are 3-1. I know that Chris Collinsworth has incredibly narrow shoulders. And I know that DiNics changing bread providers is something that frightens me deep within my core.

But what I don’t know is who enhanced this drawing of a drunk Phanatic at Bullies Pub in Xfinity Live! this weekend with the outline of a Nats fan giving him a blow job (I’m assuming someone added this and that it wasn’t the original creation).

Of course, I’m 12 and think this is hilarious. But why, exactly, is the Phanatic’s dangle orange? I’d assume it would have to be green, no? Hell, I always kind of figured it was one of those birthday noisemakers, like his tongue. 

Never change, this city.


  • Ryan October 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    I think thats supposed to be werth.

  • B. Harper October 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    That’s a clown penis bro

  • BJ Walters October 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    i don’t think this is a “nationlas fan” i think this is Jayson Werth.

  • JD October 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    B. Harper just killed me with that one, hysterical!

  • Mneborak October 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    A Giants fan had a barstool thrown at him in the Victory Beer Hall last night. Might be our artist.

  • bread man October 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Sarcones sucks! DiNics is making a huge mistake!

  • James October 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    This is priceless.

  • whats that? October 1, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    sarcones sucks ??? you must want to go to hell

  • Aaron October 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    B. Harper post is awesome….got me chuckle out loud for once…

  • AL Tru October 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm


  • Chris October 1, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    I drew the phanatic as well as the eagle at bullies pub.. I have no idea who added the Nats fan/player but I think it’s fucking GREAT!!!!!!!!! Well done!!!!

  • Uncle Timmy October 1, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    Chris is one hell of an artist. This is like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, only funnier.

  • Chris October 1, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Ps… Come find me on Sunday and I’ll buy your first beer!

  • PHILLIE PHANATIC October 2, 2012 at 12:03 am

    I feel the nationals fan took advantage of me because I was drunk. I want to report this , but I feel hurt and afraid.

  • Pablo October 2, 2012 at 4:08 am

    this never would have happened if we had 11 bartenders on: 5 to serve the customers and 6 to watch for graffiti artists and do service bar

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