Ed Snider Used a Bruno Mars Song to Propose to His 45-Year-Old Girlfriend, Allegedly

Kyle Scott - November 29, 2012

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Photo: HughE Dillon, PhillyChitChat.com

Oh, Ed. Never change. Just keep pocketing Philadelphians’ hard-earned money and laying the propped-up pipe to significantly younger women.

Dan Gross of Philly.com confirmed a report by Sports Input that Snider, 79, recently got engaged to Lin Spivak, 45. Snider didn’t confirm any details, but Sports Input’s original report, from Friday, November 9, said that Snider, while dining at a fancy Santa Barbara restaurant, excused himself to go to the bathroom (growing problem…) and then a group of actors and singers came out singing Bruno Mars’ Marry You to Spivak while Snider got down on one creaky knee. Sex.

Spivak will be his fourth wife.

39 Comments

  • Matt November 29, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    *Shudder*

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  • I told you so November 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    I love how she is not even touching him in that photo

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  • JohnnyRockets27 November 29, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    she better not inherit the flyers is all i have to say

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  • Mellonhead November 29, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Easy Ed should be more concerned with the lockout then chasing young tail

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  • Lumpy7 November 29, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    4th fucking wife? Why can’t he just bang broads like every other Playboy and spend that alimnony jing on defensemen?

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  • Danny Briere November 29, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    ooops Ed shoulda asked me if I hit that first

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  • Angelo Cataldi November 29, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    She’s going to spend the rest of his life with him sliding his wrinkled, dry, scraped, callous, dry, festering 2 inch penis into her wet seeping cunt. He’s going to impregnate her with awful sperm and she’s going to squirt out an ugly pile of shit. Then she’ll name it RHEA HUGHES. Ed Snider marries his 4th wife who’s half his age like a true fucking conservative. I hope he bangs her silly and splits open her bleached asshole with his mammoth penis. Then maybe hell die and make her owner so she can fuck Danny briere in his vaginal slit. I hope snider dies so she can manage the team like a champion. And maybe she’ll get revenge and seduce Eric Lindros only to cut off his chubby fat cock and swallow it whole. Then she’ll choke on it and croak and the team will pass to Dan Carcillow. Fuck you people.

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  • Candy from the Oak November 29, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Heard Ed is going to trade G after he caught wind of his lower back tat of Hilter

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  • FACE November 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Cataldi, take your meds you Long Island douche canoe.
    You think Fast Eddie didn’t sign a prenup? Dude will be fine. Congrats Mr. Snider.
    That said, Fuck you Ed, we want hockey.
    FACE

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  • matt November 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    There is something hideous about her. Reminds me of the Xenomorph/Ripley hybrid at the end of Alien Resurrection.

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  • Al TRU November 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    ^^ Stepford Ripley….prob equipped with a fleshlight.

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  • Al TRU November 29, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    or that ghost chick from “Ghost Story”
    Dance with me you little toad.

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  • the rule does not lie November 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    What’s the big deal? 1/2 your age + 7 people.

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  • Al TRU November 29, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Fourth Wife ? Yikes….Mickey Rooney was married 9 times.

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  • Coco November 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    At least she isn’t 25. Still gross though. Congrats on those old balls slapping you in the mouth for your payday!

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  • Jar November 29, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Is Ed going for 3rd base in that photo?

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  • matt November 29, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    @princess_sass in 40 years
    unless AIDS
    nevermind

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  • Banya November 29, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    These comments are gold, Jerry! Gold!

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  • Dancin Shawny November 29, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    “Fuck you Ed, we want hockey”
    THIS

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  • magic November 29, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    “sing us a song smithers”…..

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  • MM November 29, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    broads will do anything for gold. it’s un fuckingbelievable and they have the balls to say men are pigs. We are but at least we own it.

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  • Angelo Cataldi November 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    I hope this broad loves flimsy penises and hot pokers up her asshole, because that’s what that filth Ed snider is into. I heard he fingered Danny Brieres wife with a Chinese finger trap and that’s why she left Danny. He’s also the one who impregnated her with that fat ugly pile of trash Danny calls a son. I hope Scott hartnell bangs her in the ass and stabs Eddard Snyder. Fuck every single one of you if you don’t believe me.

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  • Bastardo's Giant Quads November 29, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    She can look at 2 cameras at the same time. Thats whats up.

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  • Angelo Cataldi November 29, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    And FACE…I’m going to fist your entire family with brass knuckles you mother fucking faggot fuck.

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  • Al TRU November 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Ellen Barkin has that eyes wide apart look….like ET

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  • spca November 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    hey Angelo want to adopt some kittens

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  • Edward Murphy supporter November 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    POS Ed Snider Ruined so many careers with his terrible equipment. Horrible human being who is more of a dictator then owner
    M

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  • Captain Jack November 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Is this bitty aware she is engaged to a cheap penny-pinching pussy

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  • Sprox November 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Ed is starting to look like Sandusky

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  • Worley's Hot Piece of Ass November 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    She definitely has some sloppy, droopy roast beef curtain lips. An old, sloppy ham wallet. It’s a disgusting mess down there

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  • Worley's Hot Piece of Ass November 29, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    She has a nice looking right tit, though

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  • 3 Finger Lenny November 29, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Dirty old man who only cares about himself

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  • Monroe November 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    I am crying laughing

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  • Big Nasty November 29, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    These comments are funny as shit lol

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  • tuck it in he's too old to know November 29, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    He looks great for a 45 year old tranny

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  • TJ November 29, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    I wish lurie had half the balls Snider has

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  • matt November 29, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    That slore is going to have more old balls thrown at her face than a retired circus seal

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  • JT Snow November 29, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    Sick

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  • Frontman November 30, 2012 at 8:18 am

    She’s 45? She looks like a 55yr old woman who had some work done to pull off 45.. but we all can still tell.
    Not that I wouldnt hit dat

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