Ed Snider Used a Bruno Mars Song to Propose to His 45-Year-Old Girlfriend, Allegedly

Screen Shot 2012-11-29 at 11.58.29 AMPhoto: HughE Dillon, PhillyChitChat.com

Oh, Ed. Never change. Just keep pocketing Philadelphians’ hard-earned money and laying the propped-up pipe to significantly younger women.

Dan Gross of Philly.com confirmed a report by Sports Input that Snider, 79, recently got engaged to Lin Spivak, 45. Snider didn’t confirm any details, but Sports Input’s original report, from Friday, November 9, said that Snider, while dining at a fancy Santa Barbara restaurant, excused himself to go to the bathroom (growing problem…) and then a group of actors and singers came out singing Bruno Mars’ Marry You to Spivak while Snider got down on one creaky knee. Sex.

Spivak will be his fourth wife.

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39 Responses

  1. She’s going to spend the rest of his life with him sliding his wrinkled, dry, scraped, callous, dry, festering 2 inch penis into her wet seeping cunt. He’s going to impregnate her with awful sperm and she’s going to squirt out an ugly pile of shit. Then she’ll name it RHEA HUGHES. Ed Snider marries his 4th wife who’s half his age like a true fucking conservative. I hope he bangs her silly and splits open her bleached asshole with his mammoth penis. Then maybe hell die and make her owner so she can fuck Danny briere in his vaginal slit. I hope snider dies so she can manage the team like a champion. And maybe she’ll get revenge and seduce Eric Lindros only to cut off his chubby fat cock and swallow it whole. Then she’ll choke on it and croak and the team will pass to Dan Carcillow. Fuck you people.

  2. Cataldi, take your meds you Long Island douche canoe.
    You think Fast Eddie didn’t sign a prenup? Dude will be fine. Congrats Mr. Snider.
    That said, Fuck you Ed, we want hockey.
    FACE

  3. broads will do anything for gold. it’s un fuckingbelievable and they have the balls to say men are pigs. We are but at least we own it.

  4. I hope this broad loves flimsy penises and hot pokers up her asshole, because that’s what that filth Ed snider is into. I heard he fingered Danny Brieres wife with a Chinese finger trap and that’s why she left Danny. He’s also the one who impregnated her with that fat ugly pile of trash Danny calls a son. I hope Scott hartnell bangs her in the ass and stabs Eddard Snyder. Fuck every single one of you if you don’t believe me.

  5. POS Ed Snider Ruined so many careers with his terrible equipment. Horrible human being who is more of a dictator then owner
    M

  6. She definitely has some sloppy, droopy roast beef curtain lips. An old, sloppy ham wallet. It’s a disgusting mess down there

  7. She’s 45? She looks like a 55yr old woman who had some work done to pull off 45.. but we all can still tell.
    Not that I wouldnt hit dat

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