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Marcus Vick, Michael’s criminal younger brother, has a Twitter account (@MVFive), and he had some things to say about the first quarter of the Eagles game: [in reverse order]

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In that second Tweet, the one where Marcus referred to his Twitter handle in the third person, he was criticizing his brother for the interception turned 98-yard touchdown.

Marcus seemingly has some dealings in Michael’s businesses, according to his bio: New Twitter page!!! Co-Founder of V7LLC!! Muscle Pharm, Core Synergy, Memorabilia Team, Apple Get in the Game app, Nike Boyz!! #TeamVick. On a plane to the Money. 

I highly suggest you follow along for the rest of the game… and until the end of time, so you can read gems like this*:

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In a disgustingly sick but most hilariously twist of fate, it seems that not only did Michael buy his brother a huge house, but also (indirectly) a GIGANTIC sliding aid that could actually be of some benefit to the Eagles quarterback.

*No joke, I spent seven consecutive minutes crying from laughing so hard at that Tweet. Ms. CB is questioning her life choice.

UPDATE: Marcus continued his parade of hits throughout the game last night. He removed the Tweet about wanting his brother traded. The rest remain (for now). I’ve aggregated all of them, with some commentary, for your reading pleasure. See them after the jump.


Marcus Vick Tweets

Storified by Kyle Scott · Tue, Nov 06 2012 05:09:23

Game time!!!!!Marcus Vick
Let’s get it, Marcus.
This not even an NFL type of O-line. What happen to the hogs the Eagles had last year and year before? Call Winston Justice back n Jamal JMarcus Vick
Winston Justice? For real, dog?
Finally a long run. Damn!! That’s the best hole the line opened up all year….. WtfMarcus Vick
Fucking line shitty!!! I never seen a Qb get pressured so fast…..Marcus Vick
Super bad decision!!!! Mistake after mistake after mistake!! @MVFive changing the channelMarcus Vick
Who want to take shots to the head over and over when all the other qbs don’t. Look at Eli Manning he only been knockdown a few times.Marcus Vick
Look what happen when he got protection….. I’m not hearing y’all people forreal. I don’t even read my @’s.Marcus Vick
If you don’t read them… then… how do you know people are calling you out?
I don’t want to see brother with brain problems by the time he 45. Everybody have a job to do so do it. They all professionalsMarcus Vick
Besides the O-line the Eagles team way to talented to be playing like the way they been playing. So what’s the problem? #letmeknoMarcus Vick
Well, your brother is part of it.
What happen from 2010 till now. How u sign better players but record get worst? #helpmeunderstandMarcus Vick
The league figured out how to defend Michael. He lost his speed. Can’t do simple math, like when there are seven guys showing blitz and only five blocking. Just a few of the things.
Where the sacks at? Can we get a turnover? What’s really good?Marcus Vick
Ask Babin.
Only reason I said trade was bc I hear all that Nick Foles talk. Honestly who is he? What was his college record at Arizona? #letmeknowMarcus Vick
Get Mitt Romney off my TV. He the last person I want to hear talk right nowMarcus Vick
I’d put you and Andy Reid a solid 1, 2 on that list before any presidential candidate. I assume you’re voting for Obama because he’s b… never mind.
Look at the holes in that Defense. Damn I can rush for a buck behind that line lmao…… Marcus Vick
You can’t.
Look what protection do. Why it take 3 quarters to figure shit out? #letmekno defense get another stop. Let’s play ball!!!!Marcus Vick
Does. Look at what it does. Come on, man.
I never seen a Qb get hit every time he drop back. Lol crazy!!!Marcus Vick
He keep gettin’ hit in the head, he is gonna be cray cray!
Ingram running mad tonight. #beastmodeMarcus Vick
Why the Eagles let Ashanti Samuel go? He’s a ball hawk. More career INT’s then every active player except Ed Reed. #letmeknoMarcus Vick
Wikipedia: “Ashanti is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and actress. She rose to fame in the early 2000s.”
My man McCoy can’t even get 100yds on the ground bc the line so terrible.Marcus Vick
But everybody blame @mikevickMarcus Vick
He’s a big part of the problem.
Can we win a game 10-7 or 13-10 got damn….. Lol everything 20+ or better. @mikevick don’t play defense too.Marcus Vick
He isn’t playing much offense, either.
#Fact somebody tell these Eagle fans….. RT @SportsCenter: "You want to bench Michael Vick, you might have 10 sacks" – Jon Gruden #MNFMarcus Vick
Heard it.
Up here jacking around on twitter n missed pretty girl swag for the night….. #dammitMarcus Vick
All I hear is the fans saying " bring n Nick Foles" like wtf he gone do behind that O-line? #letmeknowMarcus Vick
All that bashing my brother take. All the tough sacks and knockdowns the Eagle fans want to blame Mike Vick? FOHMarcus Vick