UPDATE: On Twitter, Marcus Vick Requested a Trade for His Brother, Complained About Offensive Line

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Marcus Vick, Michael’s criminal younger brother, has a Twitter account (@MVFive), and he had some things to say about the first quarter of the Eagles game: [in reverse order]

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In that second Tweet, the one where Marcus referred to his Twitter handle in the third person, he was criticizing his brother for the interception turned 98-yard touchdown.

Marcus seemingly has some dealings in Michael’s businesses, according to his bio: New Twitter page!!! Co-Founder of V7LLC!! Muscle Pharm, Core Synergy, Memorabilia Team, Apple Get in the Game app, Nike Boyz!! #TeamVick. On a plane to the Money. 

I highly suggest you follow along for the rest of the game… and until the end of time, so you can read gems like this*:

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In a disgustingly sick but most hilariously twist of fate, it seems that not only did Michael buy his brother a huge house, but also (indirectly) a GIGANTIC sliding aid that could actually be of some benefit to the Eagles quarterback.

*No joke, I spent seven consecutive minutes crying from laughing so hard at that Tweet. Ms. CB is questioning her life choice.

UPDATE: Marcus continued his parade of hits throughout the game last night. He removed the Tweet about wanting his brother traded. The rest remain (for now). I’ve aggregated all of them, with some commentary, for your reading pleasure. See them after the jump.


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36 Comments

  • Candy from the Oak November 5, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    his kids has to be mixed, blacks hate heights and slides

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  • Alfred November 5, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    Cargo shorts?

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  • Jesus Tiamo November 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Marcus Vick doing his impression of Rod Tidwell’s brother from Jerry Maguire tonight. He’s Tee Pee Tidwell 2.0

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  • Alfred November 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Better yet, cargo jorts!

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  • Jim November 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Marcus Vick. Really. Guy is a felon and sharp as a bowling ball.

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  • 3 Finger Lenny November 5, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Marcus is a child molester. Didn’t he bang a 14 yr old girl & got her fucked up on purple drank??

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  • ERB in CLT November 5, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    Doesn’t this douche realize that Mike will be a tackling dummy for the rest of the season & then unceremoniously cut?

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  • Harvey Levin November 5, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    After all we did for Vick and his idiot brother says stuff like that…

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  • whats that? November 5, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    and on his cell phone he is trying hard to find some blow…

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  • Mike November 5, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    Twitter? More like Bitter!

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  • Jay November 5, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    what’s he gonna say now that Vick passed to D-Jack for a 77 yard TD?

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  • Lex Luger November 5, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    My deepest regards to the Armnstrong Family. Brad Armstrong was one of the greats. RIP #FIVE

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  • Tom Smith November 5, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    I’d request a trade from a crappy mickey mouse organization and city as well. Can’t blame him. If the Iggles were more like the Stillers, and were in a great international city like Pittsburgh then it would be a different story.
    I’M TAWM SMITH AND I APPROVE THIS MESSIJ!

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  • A Real Fan November 5, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    I wish Michael would air the O Line out like this.
    Tell me Marcus isn’t right…
    for ALL you haters–> would Foles last two possessions?

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  • Bastian Booger November 5, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    ROOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  • Iron balls November 5, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    All u lovers who love reid and vick suck it. Ha ha ha ron mexico sucks. Ha h. Iggles and babinns suckness go down.

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  • Iron balls November 5, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    By the way babins cunt needs to shut it

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  • Andy Reid November 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

    We have to do a better job… Somewhere else.

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  • Mike November 6, 2012 at 12:03 am

    Anybody who uses the word “haters” is a complete moron.

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  • Marqis Viq November 6, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Fuqq U all n suqq muh diqq

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  • Iron balls November 6, 2012 at 1:13 am

    No wonder babin n his bad tats n and cunt is passed around in the league

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  • Wikipedia November 6, 2012 at 4:30 am

    Dismissal from Virginia Tech:
    In 24 career games at Virginia Tech, Vick threw for 2,868 yards, 19 touchdowns, and 15 interceptions while also running 184 times for 492 yards and six touchdowns. However, during the same period, he was charged with nine traffic offenses, as well as convictions for possession of marijuana and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.[19]
    On January 6, 2006, Virginia Tech announced his permanent dismissal from its football program “due to a cumulative effect of legal infractions and unsportsmanlike play”.[4]
    In response to being thrown off the team, Vick has been quoted as saying, “It’s not a big deal. I’ll just move on to the next level, baby.”

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  • Wikipedia November 6, 2012 at 4:33 am

    Legal troubles after Virginia Tech:
    On January 9, 2006, Vick was charged with three counts of brandishing a firearm, a Class One misdemeanor,in Suffolk, Virginia. A police report alleged that he pointed a gun at a 17-year-old in the parking lot of a McDonald’s in Suffolk after Vick’s girlfriend had an argument with three people. Vick claimed that the gun in question was a BlackBerry cell phone and that his accusers were trying to blackmail him.
    On December 14, 2006, a 17-year old girl from Montgomery County, Virginia, filed a civil lawsuit against Vick accusing him of molestation of a minor, fraud, and additional charges. In the lawsuit, seeking $6.3 million,the girl claimed that when she was 15 (below the legal age of consent in Virginia), she was forced into a sexual situation with Vick, who was 20 years old, over a nearly two year long period. She also alleged that Vick offered to provide her alcohol and marijuana and forced her to have sex with other men. On September 15, 2008, the parties agreed to a settlement in the lawsuit.
    On June 13, 2008, a bicycle officer in Norfolk approached a couple arguing in a car. When asked for identification, Vick allegedly took off, driving the car at high speed. When another officer spotted the car and stopped it, Vick failed a sobriety test. He was charged with DUI, misdemeanor eluding police, driving on the wrong side of a street, reckless driving, driving on a suspended license, and was taken into custody. Vick was living at the time in his brother Michael’s riverfront mansion in Suffolk and Michael’s condominium in in the South Beach section of Miami Beach. He was released on bond later Friday morning. On October 20, Vick pleaded guilty to DUI. He was sentenced to 12 months in jail, which the judge suspended, a fine of $250, and his Virginia driving license was suspended for a year. He was also convicted of eluding a police officer and driving on the wrong side of the road, and fined $280 on those charges.
    In August 2009, a judge ordered him to jail for probation violations including failure to complete an alcohol education program, testing positive for marijuana, missed appointments, and failure to pay court costs and fines. Vick was freed on a $25,000 bond and appealed the decision.

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  • Wikipedia November 6, 2012 at 4:35 am

    All blacks should be sent back to Africa on Italian cruise liners.

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  • Tmcco2 November 6, 2012 at 4:36 am

    Once a nigger , always a nigger, GO AWAY VICK back to niggerville Virginia,, bring in the white man! FOLES!!

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  • ThePhillyFlash November 6, 2012 at 5:03 am

    Don’t ignore the message because the messenger’s a cretin. Mike Vick’s getting killed by that travesty of an offensive line and will be a cripple like Earl Campbell by the time he’s 50….if he lives that long.

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  • Al TRU November 6, 2012 at 6:24 am

    The O Line is a chinese fire drill. Foles would get killed back there too.
    Lurie’s still pissed he didnt get that 3some for his 40th Bday

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  • Fuck, It's Hard Not to be Racist November 6, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Marcus’ twitter pics show how classy a guy he is. I guess posting a shitload of pics of his blasian girlfriend’s ass keeps him calm enough not to rape another 15 year old.

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  • Kenny Nixon November 6, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Marcus seems like a class act like Candy Oak

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  • Uncle Meat November 6, 2012 at 8:35 am

    I once saw him intentionally step on a guy’s head after a play. What a jerk….

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  • mac November 6, 2012 at 9:01 am

    By 2014 both of them will be back in the virginia beach housing projects slingin rocks and pitbull puppies. #niggarich

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  • Block Something November 6, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I mean, he’s just being a concerned relative. Michael Vick is getting killed out there, and it’s the O line’s fault

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  • Derp November 6, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Holy shit, these comments are racist yet at the same time pretty much spot fuckin’ on as well

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  • Roose November 6, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Nice use of the N-word, scum bags.

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  • Hogwarts November 6, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Is it racist that I can’t tell which Vick is in the picture on top

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  • Halladay's Adamantium Penis November 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    He’s looking out the window at a 14 year old he wants to fuck

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