OK, so only the first part of that headline actually happened.

For some reason, Andy Reid is still employed and was allowed to give his Monday press conference today. He has to do a better job, as do his players. As is tradition. The one useful bit from the walking dead presser? An update on Michael Vick. Reid said Vick probably won’t be back to practice on Wednesday (he will have to pass a series of tests before doing so) and has been told to stay home and rest. Lame Duck called the concussion “significant” and said Vick has a bad headache today. But he won’t yet be ruled out for Sunday.

So, we’ll have a week of this nonsense to serve as a distraction from the Fire Andy chatter. Perfect.