Ryan Howard Sent a Thank You Card to Blogger Who Bought $7.99 Wash Cloth on His Wedding Registry

Our sick friend Joe Kinsey over at Busted Coverage – your one-stop shop for NSFW Tweets, College GameDay signs, and ladies – discovered a few months ago that Ryan Howard and Krystle Campbell had registries for their upcoming nuptials. So, Kinsey decided to purchase the $125 million slugger a gift– a $7.99 wash cloth, from Bed Bath & Beyond.

Today, he received a thank you from the Big Piece:

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When he sent it, Kinsey included the following message with the gift:

Congratulations to both of you. This washcloth was the best I could do since I’m unemployed (have been for 3 years), but it’s the thought that matters. Go Phillies! 


Also awesome. 

We congratulate Ryan and Krystle on their upcoming wedding and, perhaps more impressively, applaud them for taking the time to write a blogger a thank you card.


18 Responses

  1. Another white woman addicted to the black pipe, how’s that feel you white pussies? And she hot, what can you say? Nothin’!!!

  2. hopefully Howard’s father in law can use it to wipe the tears of shame to the family running down his face

  3. Candy, maybe his father in law can use some of the dollar bills from the bank account Ryan will now be sharing with his daughter to wipe those tears. That will wipe away shame real quick.

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