Scott Paterno is Devastated About Losing Twinkies in His Life
We haven’t heard from big Scott Paterno in a little while – perhaps because he’s been stocking up for the long winter… perhaps because he’s been defending his father’s good name against a smear campaign launched by a committee of valley gnomes who’ve removed Joe’s name from their Tree of Honor – but we shouldn’t be surprised that, today, Scott Pa resurfaced to weigh in on our national tragedy, Hostess closing its doors:
OH MY GOD HOW IS SCOTT PATERNO GOING TO LIVE WITHOUT TWINKIES?!
I thought about checking out what the responses were to Scott, by clicking on his Tweet, but then I learned that he blocked me on Twitter. Victory, it’s mine.
H/T to (@VometCometCapt)