Scott Paterno is Devastated About Losing Twinkies in His Life

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We haven’t heard from big Scott Paterno in a little while – perhaps because he’s been stocking up for the long winter… perhaps because he’s been defending his father’s good name against a smear campaign launched by a committee of valley gnomes who’ve removed Joe’s name from their Tree of Honor – but we shouldn’t be surprised that, today, Scott Pa resurfaced to weigh in on our national tragedy, Hostess closing its doors:

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OH MY GOD HOW IS SCOTT PATERNO GOING TO LIVE WITHOUT TWINKIES?! 

I thought about checking out what the responses were to Scott, by clicking on his Tweet, but then I learned that he blocked me on Twitter. Victory, it’s mine.

H/T to (@VometCometCapt)

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35 Comments

  • Jar November 16, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “OH MY GOD HOW IS SCOTT PATERNO GOING TO LIVE WITHOUT TWINKIES?!”
    He likely live a little longer actually.

    Reply
  • Brian November 16, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Tread lightly… He will accuse you of creating a media frenzy that will result in the lynching of twinkies without due process

    Reply
  • Bill November 16, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    I love you Kyle, but have you seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&rl=yes&feature=relmfu&v=D3z-3CBfM8Q

    Reply
  • Jewish Jay & Catfish Chad November 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Wonder if Sandusky ever went hogging & fucked Scott Pa when he was younger

    Reply
  • Kyle Scott November 16, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    i have– we posted it.

    Reply
  • Bill November 16, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    How about letting that family just live in peace. Joe’s dead. Time to let it go.

    Reply
  • Juan Castillo November 16, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    by twinkies, are you sure he meant the hostess cake? or was he craving an orgy with Jerry Sandusky?

    Reply
  • Candy from the Oak November 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Sandusky will out live Scott Pa

    Reply
  • Candy from the Oak November 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Joe Pa loved watching kids cum into a Twinkie and watch Scott Pa eat it

    Reply
  • You're Hypocrites, All Of You November 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Hitler’s relatives didn’t get this kind of negative publicity.
    VanillaNova football is nowhere near Penn State, so I don’t understand why you hate them so much.

    Reply
  • 3 Finger Larry November 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Anything about obese Scott Pa never gets old

    Reply
  • Candy from the Oak November 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Kyle, you should invite Scott Pa come to Drinkers for a game and wings

    Reply
  • Ogre P November 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    I’m still bitter Scott Pa blocked me from
    Twitter.

    Reply
  • Tim Sheckler November 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    If Scott Paterno lived in Delco this blog would have daily posts about him…..
    …and I’d be completely okay with that.

    Reply
  • NutJob Fans November 16, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    TastyKate has just picked up 100% of the Scott Paterno market.
    http://twitter.com/NutJobFans

    Reply
  • Chutley November 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Yo Kyle, why do you get pleasure out of ridiculing a man for defending his father? You are a fucking idiot

    Reply
  • Chutley November 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Think about it…If you were him wouldn’t you block a no name blogger that will only use his twitter to screengrab and post to his blog? Love the site but you need to take a step back and re-evaluate why you hate this family again..

    Reply
  • Tim Sheckler November 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    OH CHUTLEY U MAD?

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  • Chutley November 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    Not mad… Looking at it from a non-bias perspective. I can see you trashing on Jay pa because he says some stupid shit. But Scott has done nothing wrong but give his father the benefit of the doubt. Gotta say though, lynch mob mentality is definitely a real thing

    Reply
  • Candy from the Oak November 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    @ shannon off the site babe

    Reply
  • Tim Sheckler November 16, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    oh shit.. didn’t even see we had a broad posting here.
    Shannon – go do some laundry or put on nail polish. Keep the talking to the big boys

    Reply
  • MM November 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    The BC chick was right and Scott Pa is a fucking boss, he never gets old.

    Reply
  • Crossing Broad Gay Security November 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    Shannon please don’t interrupt Candy and 3 Finger Lenny/Tim Sheckler’s gay sex session.

    Reply
  • JA Happ November 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Shannon, don’t listen to scum candy, 3 finger & Tim Shecker.

    Reply
  • Beez Nutz November 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Suck a dick Happ … you aint hittin no poon
    NO LOVE,
    Beez Nutz

    Reply
  • Ogre P November 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Look at JA Happ playing the morale police card to get laid

    Reply
  • Candy from the Oak November 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    @ happ you are the gay friend. Off this site n back to sucking dick

    Reply
  • Worley's Hot Piece of Ass November 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    @ happ…eat my shit

    Reply
  • #1 Candy Fan November 16, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Happ give it up, hoss

    Reply
  • Silent Bro November 16, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    @Happ and CB Gay Security (absolutley side splitting name btw), beat it and take your hate elsewhere. Candy and Lenny are single handidly keeping thi site afloat. Keep up the good work fellas.

    Reply
  • W. November 16, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    This blog has really gone downhill. I guess the person who runs it only cares about hits for his site, and not at all that his unmoderated comment threads read like a Skinhead convention.

    Reply
  • Tim Sheckler November 16, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    I suck dick

    Reply
  • Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons November 17, 2012 at 7:01 am

    W.- beat it, pussy

    Reply
  • Thomas E Merschen November 17, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Tim Sheckler must go. Dude sucks. A la iron balls

    Reply
  • kyle scott's mother November 18, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    kyle scott is the worst. just the worst.

    Reply
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