Vance Worley’s Hair is Growing in Nicely, Thickly

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Photo: HughE Dillon

The Jimmy Rollins Family Foundation held its annual charity event last night at the Constitution Center (I guess the museum’s keepers have long since wiped up the cum stains from the Andrew Bynum press conference held there this summer). Our friend HughE Dillon has plenty of pictures from the event over at Philly Mag, including one of The Big Piece and his (slimmed down?) fiancee. But, I’d like to call your attention to this picture of Vance Worley and his girlfriend, Maricel Vivas, who also made an appearance with Vanimal at Chase Utley’s charity event, in May. Specifically, I’d like to point out Worley’s hair. What is happening there? He looks like Ned Flanders.

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  • F.A.Ward November 13, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    God, he looks like Christoopher Walkin

  • Saunders November 13, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Doesn’t look as slanted anymore.
    Good look on a good guy!

  • Moop November 13, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    He could read local TV news.

  • jayson werth November 14, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Damn, crystal looks smokin.

  • BigMikeySmallz November 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    He ain’t getting a Phillies hat on over that mop anytime soon.

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