For $60, you can get two tickets to three Sixers games (that’s six tickets with a $10 per game average, for those of you who suck at math) and an autographed player photo and a $50 gift certificate to Golden Nugget Jewelers, which you can use to buy, like, 1% of a reasonably-sized diamond.
There are three packs from which to choose: Jrue’s Jingle Pack, Jason’s (Richardson) Joy Pack – it comes with the 11th best seats in the second level - and Spencer’s Snow Pack. Personally, I would have named the packs Passionate, Intense, and Proud, but I guess that’s tough to do when they pull from great games against teams like the Hornets, Wizards, Pacers and Kings, and, more reasonably, the Spurs and Grizzlies.
Jokes aside, this isn't a horrible deal. It's a bit embarrassing. But a good deal. Go get ‘em!