Chip Kelly Stepped Off a Private Jet and was Handed a Visor

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This may be one of my favorite photos ever. Just the boys – (from left to right) Chip Kelly, Howie Roseman and Don Smolenski – struttin’ the tarmac at Northeast Airport. Cessna Citation X twin-jet. Blue jeans. And an Eagles visor, given to Kelly upon his arrival by Roseman and Smolenski. Apparently, Kelly breaks out in hives if he goes more than few hours without wearing one.

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An Eagles PR person directed Kelly over toward awaiting fans and media (well played). Kelly said that he received a text aboard the plane that he was being tracked like Santa Claus (wonder who they could have been talking about). He added: “… which was flattering until I remembered the Philly fans booed Santa Claus.”

Ah yes, there it is. We’ll give him a mulligan– he’s new here.

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23 Responses

  1. Wow Howie actually sealed the deal this time huh? Must’ve called Pat the Bat for some tips.

  2. Colleen Wolfe is the ugliest piece of shit in the history of cunt. She’s fucking garbage and she wouldn’t even be able to handle my pathetic, stringy, red, enflamed 1 inch erection. RHEA HUGHES has nicer tits, teeth, foreheads, and asshole than this Colleen Wolfe dog shit. I saw a picture of her and immediately wanted to fuckin kill myself. Luckily for all you puke faggots out there, I only carved a swastika into my genitals. Fuck Colleen Wolfe and fuck chip Kelly. He’s fatter than Andy and more stupid. This team is going to go 0-16 and chip Kelly is going to be too busy fingering his slimy, green, pus ridden, pulsating, shit stained asshole. And that fuckin Jew Lurie is gonna give him 60 million dollars to do so each year. Fuck this trash. I’d rather watch the cowboys so I can at least pretend I’m eating out <3Tony Romos<3 wet cunt.

  3. Another fat guy huh? Oh well. With a name like Kelly he probably drinks too! I just hope he is better than Buddy Ryan.

  4. Nothing wrong with the Santa Claus line, it was funny. I’m excited to see what his brilliant offensive mind can bring to the NFL. I believe he is smart enough to know he will have to adjust and cannot bring that gimmick offense into the NFL as a full-time scheme.

  5. Collen Wolfe would be good looking if she didn’t have that awful nosejob…and she had a personality. And her husband wasn’t the biggest douchebag in Philly.

  6. Kelly and Vick are attached at the hip. So, he and the Eagles will fail.
    Kelly’s a two faced liar any way, screw him.

  7. @DT…i could overlook the awful nosejob and personality, but yeah, the gonzo thing is a dealbreaker.

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