Eagles Increase Season Ticket Prices by About $10

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Hello. My name is Jeffrey Lurie, and I’d like to punch you in the dick.

At least, that’s how I read this press release just put out by the Eagles:

The Philadelphia Eagles today announced their 2013 ticket prices. For the first time since 2009, season ticket prices will increase.

Lower Level Sideline seats and Upper Level Loge seats have increased from $95 to $105.

Lower Level Endzone seats have increased from $85 to $95.

General Upper Level seats have increased from $70 to $75.

The average cost of an Eagles ticket will now be roughly $93, which currently ranks 11th in the NFL. Despite this increase, the average ticket price remains the lowest in the NFC East, and is in the middle third of the NFL.

Invoices sent to season-ticket holders today included a letter from Eagles President Don Smolenski that discusses the increase. 

"We have made some dramatic changes this offseason, including the hiring of Coach Chip Kelly. But one thing that hasn’t changed – and Coach Kelly appreciates this – is that the passion [the fans] display and the support [the fans] provide with [their] loyalty to [the] Eagles makes this a special place to play football," wrote Smolenski.

"We are also embarking on a two-year stadium improvement plan at Lincoln Financial Field focused on enhancing the game day experience."


Thanks, guys. Can’t wait to see more wind turbines and solar arrays. Perhaps a vegtable garden in HeadHouse Plaza?

Credit to the Eagles for having the balls to be upfront about the increases. But, um, 12-20 over the past two seasons.


39 Responses

  1. Cheap ficking billionaire pussy Jew Jeffrey. What a piece of shit. He’s almost as worse as Eddie Snider. SMDH

  2. what a crock…maybe if they do something of note player wise I wouldn’t mind paying the extra money…but a increase due to wind turbines and solar panels??? blow me

  3. You guys are all fools. They haven’t raised tickets prices in 4 years and it something all teams in all 4 leagues have to do to keep up with increasing fixed costs. Read a book about business and maybe you dummies will understand business 101

  4. Kyle,
    This site is horrible. I come here for some fun stuff not about Eagles tix increase. No one cares. Do me a favor and stop laying on your couch all day in your tighty whities and actually provide something good for us to read.

  5. This is like going to a restaurant that serves you shitty food, then coming back the same day and paying more for the same shitty meal you had yesterday.
    Exactly why I don’t buy Eagles tickets.

  6. Who cares. Furthermore who still buys tickets to any sporting event? If you’re over 35 and going to sporting events chances are you’re drunken white trash anyway, so do us all a favor and fall out of the stands and die already. Preferably in front of your white trash kid.

  7. A bunch of filthy fucking kykes charging more money to watch a pack of niggers in tights run around like beasts? Count me out.

  8. they havent raised tickets in 4 seasons so this rate increase shouldnt come as much of surprise. however, what irks me most is i feel like the operations, character, and mantra of this organization changed for the worse when they moved from the vet into the linc. from hoagie gate, to the infamous coining of the phrase of “gold standard”, to the controversial signing of vick, to the long overdue dismissal of reid, and now rasing ticket prices after a mere 12 win in 2 seasons, its been nothing but arrogance from the suits and total disregard of the fan base’s wishes. however, as long as lurie has people locked into those PSLs and has a waiting list stretching decades, i fear the future holds much of the same people.

  9. Greedy Jews, but on the bright side a lot less Delco trash blowing in the parking lot

  10. I’ll watch games on tv as long as they’re free, and the day they aren’t free I will have zero fucks to give. It’s just dudes playing a kid’s game anyway.

  11. I just shook Pete the Crab’s hand at the wingbowl weigh in. Class act!!
    Wingettes have me horny for tomorrow. Can’t wait

  12. Candy from the Oak- wax my taint you cunt! i look like a billy-goat down there. thanks for the reach-around.
    kelly green is an ugly color

  13. Kyle – seriously – can you do something about the overtly racist/anti-semetic comments? Can’t you block/delete posts for content? And just because you re-post tweets of racist Wayne Simmonds comments doesn’t mean you can tolerate it in your own comments section.

  14. I wouldn’t pay 12 cents to watch a pack of spear chuckers thug it out over a ball. Much less pay for Jew Luries scummy liberal (waste of) energy project. What’s worse is that these chimps are wearing our nations bird on their greasy devils skin.

  15. What are you all bitching about? The higher the ticket price, the more you price out Delco trash. Look at Citizens Bank Park. When the Phils moved there and increased prices significantly from the Vet, it was like Jesus took a giant fire hose and power sprayed the filth, muck, and grime those dirt balls represent.

  16. You faggots know that watching on TV means you’re still giving money to Lurie, right?..It might not be yours directly, but the ratings you provide fatten Luries wallet. The chips/beer/soda you eat during the game are most likely sponsors of the NFL, meaning Lurie is getting a fat paycheck from that too. But sure, keep fighting that crusade against the eagles, you’re all doing a real good job.

  17. supply and demand knuckleheads
    no one is holding a gun to your heads
    if you don’t like the increase, don’t buy the tickets
    pretty simple stuff

  18. @David Feldman – Dave, let’s meet up after the wing bowl and do the hibbity dibbity in my car, if you know what i mean…

  19. “We are also embarking on a two-year stadium improvement plan at Lincoln Financial Field focused on enhancing the game day experience.”
    -The only “enhancement to the game day experience” anyone gives a shit about is WINNING FUCKING GAMES & WINNING THE SUPERBOWL.

  20. Another example that they DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE FANS. 4-12 and 8-8 (really 4-12) non-playoff seasons, the stupid solar panels and wind turbines–did anyone think that Jeffy would really be the one paying for these? and Don freaking Smolenski, who is the most dickless non-important President of any major company signs the e-mail because JEFFY’S A COWARD. P-uck off christkillers–I’m selling my season tix (after 49 years).

  21. Hey Fellacio-BLOW ME. It has EVERYTHING to do with dicksucking Jeffy being a filthy Jew

  22. Fuck the waiting list. Another shitty season and that stadium will be half full and they will be begging people to buy season tickets. Economy sucks too much. No franchise is invincible especially when they are cheap, arrogant, dumbfucks, who will never win the big one!

  23. Definitely seek help Clay before its too late and you become a priest and fuck a child.

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