Rex Ryan Has a Tattoo of His Wife Wearing Only a Mark Sanchez Jersey

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Rex Ryan may very well have licked his wife’s toes while she was wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey.

This picture, which you will see everywhere today, is of Ryan on vacation in the Bahamas earlier this week. We’ll call your attention to his right arm, where two tattoos adorn the meaty mass. One is of a shamrock and contains the names of Ryan’s wife, Michelle, and kids. The other… is of Michelle wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey and beckoning for you to do dirty things to her (and perhaps her feet). It also appears that she could be Tebowing, which would be the hot-opposite of this porn star doing a Naked Tebow (NSFW!).

It will take an army of psychologists to deconstruct the meaning behind an oft-maligned NFL head coach having a tattoo of his wife, with whom he enjoys a foot fetish, wearing only the jersey of his oft-maligned quarterback. But, Ryan and his wife seem like they are crazy about each other, so there’s certainly something to be said for that. Saying it with that tattoo… well, that’s weird. 


14 Responses

  1. This a headline on ESPN right now… now sure if Crossing Broad is now legitimate or if ESPN is now in the toilet.

  2. You are always a step behind the fratastic jews at TSP. Not good kyle, not good at all.

  3. If the Eagles hired Rex, he’d definitely bring back the Kelly green.
    Also, think of how great his post game interview would be.

  4. “Oh baby, tell me you’re gonna throw five picks tomorrow! Oh yeah fumble that ball! That’s it throw it five yards behind a receiver!!!! Oh god I love it when you take a terrible sack!!!!!”

  5. Jed and Jennifer Finley / Wow, my eyes got all watery loinokg at these pics. She is precious, and her name is beautiful. It will be such a joy, like I know it is with Evan, to learn about this little person God has entrusted to you and to hear His purpose for her and raise her up to be a success in His kingdom! Kids are a joy! Suzanne, I can’t believe I’ve never met you and hope one day we can. I know you are all an awesome family, and we congratulate you in such a happy time! And hey, when the fog lifts, we need your address! (I threw away the envelope from your Christmas card silly gal ) Love you guys!

  6. Kim Gassiot / yeah! yeah! yeah!maren is beautiful (I mean the acuatl child and the name, too!). it is crazy, she doesn’t look like a canadian! please hug her and kiss her and tell her all about the folks back in texas that love her and will pray for her and can’t wait to meet her.suz, you are a rockstar! i can’t believe how quick it all went!we love y’all so much!kenny, kim,jonah, sydney, and baby ian

  7. Ali, Piper, Coleman & Ava Grace / Congrats to your family on the arvairl of your newest blessing! Maren Grace is beautiful! What a pretty name you picked out for her! Fun that she arrived a little early! What a fun birthday she will have!

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