Your Monday Morning Roundup: Puckin’ Eh!

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Good morning, hockey fans. 

I just wanted to say that, because it is a good morning. For the first time in more than six months, we have something to be legitimately excited about in Philly sports. The Flyers may not be favorites to win the Stanley Cup, but they return a largely intact team with a lot of young talent (just ask the 2012 Sixers if that makes a difference in a shortened season). The defense is a question mark (though I’d argue not as bad as people are making it out to be) and Ilya Bryzgalov is insane, but while everyone strokes teams like the Penguins (who got their asses handed to them by the Flyers last year) and Bruins (who, oh by the way, will be without their crazy goalie), the Flyers will return a young core, much of which has been playing elsewhere during the lockout.

We’ll break down the roster, new faces and injuries later today. For now, some nuggets you may have missed over the weekend.

Let’s hit it.


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Brian Dawkins will be signing autographs at the Sports Vault in the Exton Square Mall on Saturday, January 19 from 1 – 3:30. You probably want to say thanks to him. Details here on how to do it.

Joe Conklin’s new DVD features a collection of his best material from over 20 years of bringing celebrity voices to the stage and screen. It also includes a never before seen stand-up performance from September and a behind-the-scenes look at his work at WIP. Check it out at

– Need some apparel to ready yourself for the Flyers season? Stop by Philly Phaithful and pick up the You Can’t Spell Crosby Without Cry shirt or the Knock Knock Lavs jam. Want something a bit more retro? Check out Monkey’s Uncle’s awesome selection of retro Flyers apparel.


The roundup

– At around 5:30 a.m. yesterday morning, Scott Hartnell, who I’m guessing was just heading to bed, texted many of his Flyers teammates: “Deal done, boys!” 

Hartnell had been growing a lockout beard, which he will now have to shave. Asked about it on Preston and Steve this morning, Claude Giroux, who is driving to Philly from Canada today, said, “It’s way too big and embarrassing.” 

– So when will all of this get underway? Either January 15 or 19. Earlier reports indicated the 19th, with a national TV game between the Flyers and Penguins kicking things off at 1 p.m. (before Penn State plays Peter Luukko’s son and Vermont at 7:30 p.m.). The league sent out a memo (an email?) to teams last night stating that was the most likely scenario. But there’s also a chance that things get started on January 15, if the deal gets ratified quickly. 

The former would mean a 48-game schedule. The latter, a 50-game schedule: []

According to the Canadian Press, if it’s a 50-game season, the schedule will feature 5 games versus each division rival (20), plus 3 games versus each conference rival (30).

Also according to the Canadian Press, if it’s a 48-game season, the schedule will feature 4 games against two division rivals (8), plus 5 games against the other two division rivals (10), plus 3 games versus each conference rival (30).


– One somewhat disturbing bit of tid to come out of yesterday’s thick and sexy pile of hockey news was a reminder that Michael Leighton still exists. He told CSN’s Sarah Baicker that he’s “happy as pie”:

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I’m assuming he meant a lattice topped cherry pie, because it’s full of holes and you can slip something through almost every corner… even the Stanley Cup-winning puck. 

– Chip Kelly will stay at Oregon, according to Adam Schefter. The puts Broncos offensive coordinator Mike McCoy and Seahawks defensive coordinator Gus Bradley in the lead with the Eagles this hour. Sheil Kapadia has more on Bradley over at Philly Mag

– Reader Jules spotted a loon. She watched Django Unchained with Andrew Bynum in King of Prussia:

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– Here’s an awful Andy Reid shirt being sold in Kansas City had to be removed because it was actually copyright infringement. Inquirer cartoonist Rob Tornoe had drawn the image of Reid after Week 9:

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– Finally, for those of you who appreciate what Andy Reid did during his time in Philadelphia, my colleagues on the Great Sports Debate, Julie Dorenbos and Susie Celek, put together this video of well-wishers (like the Brians – Dawkins and Westbook – and even Carrot Top). Watch it after the jump.


11 Responses

  1. Well, with the Eagles mercifully done, the Sixers stinking like last week’s diapers and spring training some two months away, I’m glad hockey’s back. It’ll be interesting to see what the Flyers can do in a condensed season, even with their whackjob of a goalie as perhaps the team’s biggest question mark. Say, is it possible Homer will just say “screw it” and send Bryzgalov packing? I don’t know if I can handle watching that nutcase, not knowing what I’m going to get out of him from game to game, or even period to period. I guess we’re going to soon find out.

  2. Luke Schenn will surprise people I think. Maybe not this year, but he’ll be a good defenseman in this league. Not every 22 year old d-man is Drew Doughty. Nice to have a guy that can fucking HIT now rather than let people dance their way into our zone. Can’t. Fucking. Wait.

  3. @ Sgriendling. Totally agree with the Luke Schenn comment. I think both Schenn brothers are gonna erupt this year into the leagues premiere players. Brayden Schenn is the new Mike Richards on this team minus the alcohol addiction.

  4. Bryz was fucking sick in like fed-mar. If we get that all 50 games and a playoff this year, you haters can amnesty my dick.

  5. Finally Kyle can start writing about actual sports again as opposed to CB being a glorified advertisement.

  6. Wow, 3PM and only 7 comments? Either this CB has officially died or Candy from the Oak is sticking with his/her new years resolution.

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