Cole Hamels’ Mustache is Glorious

Kyle Scott - March 30, 2013

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Remarkable, even. He needs to keep this.

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20 Comments

  • Blood Fountain March 30, 2013 at 9:22 am

    He has….. Arrived. I bet that thing smells like Heidi’s butthole.

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    • Chris April 1, 2013 at 1:38 am

      Why is he sitting next to Mike Richards?

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  • Jiw24 March 30, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Fake tough? I think not.

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  • Informed March 30, 2013 at 10:43 am

    better than uncle rico’s but nowhere near as badass as pedro’s. hopefully he doesnt get any tots caught up in that!

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  • jim March 30, 2013 at 10:53 am

    I want a mustache ride!

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  • dan griffoni March 30, 2013 at 11:45 am

    Hey Jim, Call me up……..

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  • Pussy Kyle scott who brought back comments for page views March 30, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Even the comments on this site suck now. Btw candy Aka Angelo cataldi ur still a faggot.

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  • Vic Vinegar March 30, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Wario? Too lanky and tall. More like Waluigi.

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  • Ryan Albertson March 30, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    He looks like Mr. Slave.

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  • kyle fucks everything up March 30, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    Kyle, I bet you love your boy-toy Cole Hamels clutching a giant hot dog, don’t you. That GIF is a fantasy come to life for you isnt it?
    BTW, where can I go to get a cheap, shitty hillbilly sisterfuckin champagne here in Philly for under a dollar? I just dont know. If you find out, please, let us know.

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  • TID March 30, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    And Cole Hamels is now a man.

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    Hey everyone, check out the Irish Pol, they have $.74 Miller High Lifes every Thursday.

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  • mikeybot March 30, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    There needs to be a picture of Cole and Cody Rhodes immediately.
    http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cody_rhodes_mustache.jpg

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  • Donkey Dick March 30, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    Yo kyle, you cunt, faggot, piece of shit, aids infested homosexual, who loves rhea huges gaping asshole, you want to talk about a real program, lets talk about Syracuse. GO ORANGE.
    Faggot, choke on a herpes infested dick.

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  • Anthony Gargano's Fake Laugh March 30, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    Classic Deadspin-Light material! Great post.

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  • Hippo Critter March 31, 2013 at 3:10 am

    Maybe he’ll pull a Dock Ellis and thrown a no-hitter on some LSD

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  • Tyson March 31, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    It tickles.

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