Donte Stallworth was Injured When His Hot Air Balloon Crashed Into Power Lines

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Not Donte's balloon… but it probably looked something like this

Karma is a vindictive, sinister, and sometimes shocking, bitch.

Former Eagle Donte Stallworth, who served just 24 days in jail for killing a man with his car while drunk (they call it manslaughter, but I think killing a man with a car while drunkKAMWAC – is more descriptive), suffered non-serious injuries and burns today while a hot air balloon carrying him and his girlfriend struck power lines: [ESPN]

Free-agent wide receiver Donte' Stallworth is in stable condition after being involved in a hot air balloon accident Saturday morning, a source close to the player told ESPN.

Stallworth was with his girlfriend when the balloon hit power lines, causing them both to be shocked and burned. A source told ESPN that Stallworth wasn't seriously injured.


Oh Karma– you always come up with new and exciting ways to show yourself. Like, what do you do all day, just sit around thinking up fun ways to fuck with assholes? Hey, Donte KAMWACed, maybe I’ll put an oil slick on the road… nah, too R.C. Pro-Am. I know! A fuckin’ hot air balloon disaster. Too much wind. Power lines. Yessss. POWER LINES, BITCH! Hey, that’s me!

Donte and his girlfriend are in stable condition.

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  • Cap. Obvious March 16, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    I’m pretty sure he was driving “legally drunk” early in the morning (4-6AM) and the guy he hit crossed a major highway/expressway – like where the speed limit is 65 MPH.
    Not saying he would have been able to avoid the guy if he was sober, but its not like he was piss drunk and ran a pedestrian over on the sidewalk doing 120 mph.

  • Obama = USSR March 17, 2013 at 10:28 am

    Too bad that thug didn’t get incinerated. The world can do with one less lawless porch monkey

  • mike March 17, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Hey cap obvious, check the facts before you rush to defend someone…blew a .126 and had pot in his system.

  • Tyrone March 17, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Karma will be finding Ray Lewis very very soon……hopefully.

  • M March 18, 2013 at 12:46 am

    Was the balloon legally drunk?

  • Your Mother March 18, 2013 at 9:20 am

    It’s not justice. Did he fall out and land on his damn head? No. It’s not justice, it’s a fucking good story to tell his grandkids is what the fuck it is. Something the guy who got smeared on the highway never gets to do.

  • Candy from the Oak March 18, 2013 at 9:39 am

    Thought blacks hate heights

  • Aasteviea March 26, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    I guess if they have distracted driving
    this could be distracted flying.
    I would rather be distracted on the ground thanks

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