The Washington Nationals are Going to Milk the Shit Out of Winning the Division

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Hey, where's Game 5??? (Pic via the Nats)

I woke up in such a mood to rag on NL East rivals today. The boys must be back in town

Not surprisingly, the Nationals are going to celebrate their almost getting to the NLCS in an over-the-top fashion that Adam Aron would be proud of. 

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Oh, the karma backwash is going to be strong for the Nationals.


43 Responses

  1. Didn’t milking the shit out of winning the division in ’07 bow us out in 3 short games to the Rockies that year? We celebrated like we won the World Series and it was over 6 days later. Considering this is only the 2nd division title in their franchise history and first in Washington, move along.

  2. Meh! So the gNats want to milk their fifteen minutes in the spotlight. Every team in every professional sport who won something of substance does the same damn thing. Big. Fat. Hairy. Deal. Let the kids down in Washington bask in their glory, they deserved it, but they should also take into serious consideration that past performance is no indicator of future success. In other words, it ain’t 2012 anymore! Put on your big boy pants and get ready for the new season!

  3. Charlie should ask for the same banners/pictures to be hung up in the Phillies clubhouse, this should just be one more thing to motivate the Phils! The older guys trying to prove they still got one good year left(Roy, Chase, Howard, Rollins) the New/Young guys proving they belong here (Aumont, Adams, PAPS)…Got me all fired up now, ADD THIS TO THE GOD DAMN LIST!!!!! COME ON BOYS LETSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  4. I think the Phillies could come back in a big way this year…BUt i love all you morons out there on your high horses thinkng that the nationals are actually bad. 102 wins or whatever they had last year isnt a fluke. They’re going to be good for awhile, get used to it guys.

  5. The problem with the Expos is lack of pitching. They shoulda went for it last year when they had the chance, fuckin canadiens.

  6. It’s going to be so fun to watch Dan Haren end the season with a 9 ERA after overpaying for him. It’s going to be so fun watching Bryce Harper take the field and make Darin Ruf look like a gold glover. It’s going to be a fun season to be a Phillies fan that’s for sure.

  7. I think them celebrating their division win is completely fine– that’s what teams do. But blowing up the picture of Game 4? That’s duuuummmmbbbb. Oh, and I agree with Adam from Claymont– I hope Cholly uses these as motivation (not like they should need it) and we go out and kick their ass this year. *fingers crossed Halladay isn’t pulling a 1986 Carlton*

  8. Hey Philly, get used to it. Nats competition this year is ATLANTA. Phillies are old news. Enjoy the rebuild………………

  9. LOL at you dumbass philly fans. When will you ever learn? Good luck finishing ahead of the Nats and Braves this year. You have no chance. And the rest of your shitty city’s teams blow also. Flyers, Eagles and Sixers all choke on cock, and now the Phillies join the party. Enjoy no playoffs for all of your teams!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  10. Think I recall seeing NL East division flags flying at CBP the times I have been there. Bitterness does not suit you well Kyle! Hope the old men Phillies stay healthy for more than a few games this year. Enjoy John Lannan!

  11. All you Philly fans are just salty, really going to criticize a team that just won the division? And don’t worry, with the pitching staff the Nats have now, they’re going to have plenty of company for that banner. So enjoy 3rd place in the NL east yet again you classless Philly piece of trash.

  12. No, The Nationals are going to milk the shit out of being the best team in baseball this year. Your run is over. The Nats got their organization under control. They have built an insanely talented roster with ridiculous depth. They have the wealthiest owners in the sport and they will dominate that division for years to come.
    P.S Kyle, planning any takeovers? Better do it for that first series in May. All of these delusional idiots will have given up by June.

  13. i have no issues whatsoever with the nats celebrating their successful year. they had a great season and won their division so they have earned the right to hang such memorabilia on their walls. however, what i do take issue with is the sudden noise being generated by their diehard fan base. quite a lot of chest pounding coming from a fan base that has averaged less than 24K per game the last 3 seasons!

  14. Who cares? More accurately, why aren’t we talking about how Jamie Moyer throws harder then Doc does now? How come we aren’t discussing how Young and Young are both old and terrible? Or about how Ruff blew harder then a fat girl on prom night?

  15. How exactly are the nats going to have bad karma? We did the same. Exact. Fucking. Thing. When we won the division in 07. Broad street was decorated in 07 division champs banners and the whole stadium was covered in them…Your bitching is completely baseless and childish and just comes off as bitter…
    Also…Despite their management making the ridiculous decision to pull Strasburg; despite blowing the first round last year, and despite the fact that the Phillies should be better than last year and competitive (provided we’re healthy), one thing remains– THE NATS ARE STILL THE BETTER TEAM, YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS.
    Our success hinges on the health of a core of old sluggers whove never proven to be able to stay healthy, and a pitching staff whose horse seems to be in need of euthanasia. They have a team full of young studs and vets who don’t need canes to walk yet. Their pitching is phenomenal, and at this point, better than ours since the jury is still out on our bullpen. And just like us in 08, they’ve gotten a wiff of the post-season and tasted bitter defeat, so they’ll be hungry…
    So please…SOmeone please tell me exactly how they’re going to suddenly go back to being terrible? Where is this bad karma coming from? Cause from the looks of it, the only bad karma I see is going to be falling on the shoulders of all of us cocky ass delusional philly fans talking shit and not being able to back it up.

  16. Listen…
    I’ve been critical of this site, it’s content and it’s owner for awhile now, but if we can’t even come together and bash the Phillies division rivals as a unified fanbase, we have problems.

  17. Can anyone tell me how much Lucy’s charges for Miller High Life bottles on Thursdays?

  18. Just went I go and say that you did a good job yesterday, I get 2 posts today. You suck balls Kyle. How bout a ham sandwich?

  19. Nationals, please report back when you win a World Series. Thanks.
    Posted by: Joe Smethie | March 29, 2013 at 10:45 AM
    DC fans say the same thing about the Eagles every year, but you Philly fans refuse to shut the fuck up.
    The Phillies had a nice run, but its over now.

  20. Some DC paper is talking about the stupidity of this post. Good job! Way to get the page views up.
    Also, complaining about the Nationals doing this is incredibly lame and petty. And just illustrates how lame and petty this blog has become. Every team celebrates division/conference championships. Deal with it. If you don’t like it, stay off of the Nationals website.

  21. Congrats Nats, you sucked for 10 consecutive years and all those #1 drafts picks are finally paying off. Go blow another five run lead in game 5 of the NLDS. You will always be losers

  22. So Phillies fans are making fun of the way a team runs itself who just won the divison and look poised to be even beter this year,even though their own front office used a 7 year old scouting report to sign Delmon Young?
    The tides are turning faggots.

  23. Kykle…your mOms cunt is stringy and rubbery and full of black sperm you fucking cunt. Your mom fucks so many homeless, aids riddled men . You suck, and do does your moms genitalia.

  24. As others have said, the Phillies did the exact same thing after winning the division in 2007. Pretty much any team making the playoffs after a long absence would do the same. Nothing to see here, but hey, page views…

  25. What the fuck is this site?
    Let me get this straight. This is Philly sports blog. A supposedly popular one at that (maybe I’m wrong about that)…this is the only blog you’ve posted all afternoon. 2 out of your last 3 blogs are about non-Philly teams decorating their stadiums. Those 2 blogs have a combined 6 sentences in them. Why do people come here? Please tell me you have another job.
    Anyways, fuck the Phillies and all their tatted up fat slob fans who vomit on children. Enjoy irrelevancy.

  26. dan, let me get this straight. you question the legitimacy of this site and criticize its content and author, but then you visit the site on at least two separate occasions today only to post two child-like tirades? btw, great job of lumping every philly fan into the same group with the vomit reference. you really did your homework with that one!

  27. Didn’t John Lannan give up 12 runs in his last spring training game? And he was the best pitcher the Phillie could find on the free agent market this year? Seriously.

  28. i love the phillies but the Nationals are way better. Fuckin denial is pretty embarrassing. Span is also worlds better than our “pride and joy FA signing in CF”

  29. Hey boy toys, I still have the phillies ’08 lineup framed on the ceiling above my bed. Also, enough with baseball, gymnastics is the only real sport left out there…

  30. To all you “die-hard” Nats fans: Where the fuck have you been the last 10 years? You all are a bunch of fucking faggot wannabe fans. Even last year when the Phillies sucked, there were plenty of Phils fans at your ball park. But how many Washington fans were in the crowd at CBP last year? Not very many you cunt faced cum guzzlers. Furthermore, of course your team is successful now. Being the worst team in the league year after year after year after year after year, assures that you are going to have numerous number 1 overall picks. Its hard to suck when you are getting so many top picks you retarded faggots in DC. Get the fuck of our dicks here in Philly. We get it. You live in a fuckin war zone with a ton of crackheads walking around your shitty streets. But don’t take your insane jealousy out on us. It doesn’t suit you.

  31. Ha ha, you guys in Philly will always be doucebags.
    Jealous much? Not talkin’ bout sports… Just about life.
    Go Nats!

  32. Please, all viewers who are NOT Philadelphia sports fans, do not think, even for a second, that the douche bag who runs this site speaks for us all.
    He is simply another in a long line of wanna-be profiteers who panders to the lowest common denominator in this town, who while are the minority, are very vocal because of their frustration with their failed lives.

  33. The Nats are a good team, who are only going to get better in the next few years, while our team is going in the wrong direction.
    Kyle has a post somewhere on this site about the time that he creamed in his shorts at a spring training game when he realized he was sitting a few seats over from Ruben Amaro, the man who ruined this franchise.
    Kyle comes from a family with money, they sent him to Villanova, where he became fascinated with Philadelphia sports talk radio for all of the wrong reasons. One day, that Nova education will kick in, and he will realize that he has wasted the past few years of his life trying to be something he will never be. Its sad in a way. But again, that is his battle in life, do not think, even for a second, that his moronic ramblings on this site, speak for the majority of Philadelphia sport fans. He is nothing but a schill for lame dick advertisers like “Godfather Locks” and “Philly Pride”.

  34. I think Kykle Scott needs to have his testicles removed with hot pincers. Fuck him. Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick. Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it. I hope RHEA HUGHES squirts placenta all over Kyles family tonight on easter, to remind him that he’s a worthless pile of gonnorhea that eats scrotal hairs and penetrates cans of tuna. I hope kyles Easter ham gets injected with spermicide. Fuck it, he should just jerk off into his moms mouth and whilst he’s pumping creamy ejaculate into down her throat, he’ll realize that He has risen.

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