Today in “Ryan Lochte, Douchebag”: Douchebag Ryan Lochte Douchebag Douchebag Douchebag

Your move, North Korea. 

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  • Kevin March 26, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    Wtf is your obsession with this guy. He has nothing to do with philadelphia sports. Your blog has gone straight into the shitter.

  • Ryan Lochte March 26, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    Special shout out to my reach around buddy, Kyle Scott for the plug. #jeah

  • Frank Rizzo March 26, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    I agree with Kevin 110%. This used to be the first site I checked every day in the morning. I am a total news and sports junkie with at least 25 apps in my phone pertaining to the 2 subjects. I go thru each and every one of them methodically on a daily basis. I know that it’s been a tad bit slow in the sports news lately in PHL, BUT Kyle’s ‘effort’ he puts forth anymore is a disgrace. This WAS (IMHO) a great site….

  • Hopdevil March 26, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    Why doesn’t he have a reality show yet? Way better then the Osborne’s for sure.

  • Mike March 26, 2013 at 8:40 pm

    Lochte is such a douche. Just the other day, he humblebragged about needing a haircut. And posted a video of himself and Rhea Hughes talking some nonsense. But then he took the comments down after everybody starting making fun of him and Rhea.

  • The Truth March 26, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    Slow clap for Mike

  • Lyan Rochte March 26, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    At least the girls he is macking on in that vid aren’t even hot
    U of Florida has produced 2 of the biggest douchebags – Lochte & Tebow

  • kyle scott is a fucking homo March 27, 2013 at 1:21 am

    The only person I know thats a bigger douche than Lochte is Kyle Scott. This site fucking blowsss

  • ThePhillyFlash March 27, 2013 at 4:00 am

    Yo, Kyle! Why don’t you stop procrastinating and go on a date with Lochte already! Sheesh!

  • Wish It Was Still 2008 March 27, 2013 at 8:18 am

    Ryan Lochte = Philly Sports!!!

  • Tanti Me'o March 27, 2013 at 8:20 am

    “Special shout out to my reach around buddy, Kyle Scott for the plug. #jeah
    Posted by: Ryan Lochte | March 26, 2013 at 07:33 PM”

  • President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho March 27, 2013 at 9:08 am

    Kyle, take it from someone who doesn’t complain about the site in the comments for every post: this Lochte bit is overdone. It was mildly funny during the Olympics, but they ended more than seven months ago. And he’s not a local athlete, so why waste space covering him? We have plenty of douchey people in the Philadelphia area.

  • Uncle Buck March 27, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Hang ten, brah!!!

  • Your Mother March 27, 2013 at 9:30 am

    Kyle, Go right to your room young man! And don’t even think about coming the fuck out until you write about something relevant to Philadelphia sports. If you do try to come out of your room before that happens, I’m going to take away your twitter account. You should stay off the Tweets for awhile anyway, it’s obviously clouding your judgement. Nobody gives a rats ass about Ryan Lochte besides you, ya assmunch.

  • Jeff March 27, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Holy shit. I check this site after a few months of a personal ban to see if it’s gotten any better. But nope, it still sucks a gaggle of dicks.

  • Informed March 27, 2013 at 10:07 am

    when i log on to this site, i realize its your blog and your choice in what to write about, but i have to say the lochte douche bag piece is played out and long overdue for being tossed in the nevermore file. i can understand writing about him during the Olympics, but he is not a native of philly nor is he a local and/or former athlete. so, just abandon the piece already.

  • Vic Vinegar March 27, 2013 at 10:12 am

    Hilarious at 2:09 when the black guy (bottom left) hides his face laughing at Lochte and his douche crew in the bar. Swimmers are fags.

  • Wish It Was Still 2008 March 27, 2013 at 10:27 am


  • Your blog is boring now March 27, 2013 at 11:21 am

    Yo Kyle WTF. This Ryan Lochte fetish is done. We all know you want on that wang. So just do it already and get back to writing about philly sports. god.

  • Eric March 27, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Remember when this blog was good?

  • Mr. Taste It March 27, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Did we just watch an E! reality show plug?

  • Bile Scott March 27, 2013 at 11:43 am

    Why do you tools keep saying that you “log on” to this site? Is there some sort of password required? Uneducated heathens.

  • John Diasio March 27, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Again with this TMZ shit …
    God Damn this website blows
    Kyle, go bang Jeff Carter and Ryan Lochhte you faggot.

  • Lucy's March 27, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Kyle, the next time that we ask you to prepare an advertisement for us, please try to do a better job. It looks like my 3rd grade brother photo shopped the image for us. And the deal is 75 cents, why the fuck did you display all of that fucking change? Is that a fucking pony bottle too? And what is the 3rd coin up from the bottom? A fucking Canadian quarter? That’s it, we are canceling your stupid Disney channel quizzo next week. Our dirty hipster customers deserve better.

  • Nick March 27, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    A lot comments about “how much this web site (blows, sucks, etc.)” yet you still come to the web site? Curious, why continue to do something if you dislike it. Sounds like these people commenting are morons.
    I have a solution to your problem…..stop checking out this website. Solves the problem.

  • MM March 27, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    I declare this blog over.

  • Rhea Hughes' Veal Cutlets March 27, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    Deadspin Lite

  • Theo March 28, 2013 at 7:18 am

    Who is Ryan Lochte and why do we care about him?

  • Theo March 28, 2013 at 7:22 am

    Never mind, I googled em….a swimmer? I thought this site was used to talk about real sports??

  • This Blog Sucks Ma Bawls April 1, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    Apparently this is the only story on the site. Which is appropriate.

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