Fat Man Cometh

The Phillies have activated fat man Delmon Young. He hates Jews and will replace Ezequiel Carrera, who was DFA’ed today.

We look forward to more of Young’s stories:

“I didn’t like cleaning up dog poop. It was a dog park and people don’t clean up after their dogs sometimes and we’re left to. A lot of times I just stared at it because it was too soupy.”

Delmon Young’s fat clause.

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5 Responses

  1. No surprise Delmon was activated today, what with the Phils in Cleveland. Looks like he’ll be in the lineup as the DH.

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