Screen Shot 2013-04-09 at 2.59.34 PMScreen Shot 2013-04-09 at 2.59.21 PMJust a hair less important than North Korea… but way more important than Aly Raisman and her underrated boobs!*

*Relax– she’s 18! That will be the most clicked on outbound link today.

H/T to (@JIMinAC)