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Cliff Lee Peed on the Fish Last Night
By Kyle Scott
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GET ME THE STEED!
Cliff Lee must have thought the Phillies were playing the Jelly Fish, not the Marlins… because he was pissing excellence all over the place last night. Nine innings. Three hits. No runs. Five strikeouts. Two walks. 115 pitches– 85 strikes. Two turtle doves and a heaping pile of baseball sex in an empty-ass stadium.
He’s the best player on the Phillies, and it’s not even close.
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Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.