Marlins President Enjoying Blowout Loss to Phils

Kyle Scott - May 23, 2013

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This is David Samson – the President of the Florida Marlins who likely played a key role in dismantling the team over the winter – enjoying his team’s 7-3 loss to the Phillies on Tuesday night. Luckily for him and his friend, who doesn’t look much like his wife Cindi, they were surrounded by plenty of empty seats to keep their conversation private.

There would be a mutiny in Florida… if only there were fans who cared. Fans. Just fans.


  • Rubén's Left Nut May 23, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    His wife is definitly a carpet muncher.

  • Worley's Hot Piece of Ass May 23, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    my god, she wants to get laid. he could have banged her right there and she would have allowed it.

    • Derek May 23, 2013 at 2:34 pm

      And there was no one there who would have noticed.

  • Lafferty, Daniel May 23, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    This is almost as bad as a Phillies fan sitting in the stands with his MacBook, iPad, and iPhone. That would never happen, though. Phillies fans are way too loyal to the game and their team…

    • Talbot's Fucking Penis May 23, 2013 at 4:23 pm

      Awesome name.

  • May 23, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Yo Kyle – stop cockblocking. Let the man do his thing

  • IlliniGlory May 23, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Probably his sister.

  • Junkhead May 23, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    Is that her lovely nipple protruding out or is it just a button on her blouse? I’m just on a small iPhone and can’t tell.

  • kyle cockblocker May 23, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    Does CB stand for Cock Block now?

  • JD May 23, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    Would YOU watch that train wreck? I know I wouldn’t, especially if I have a piece of ass next to me ready to throw down.

  • Dave Samson's Socks May 24, 2013 at 10:01 am

    If you wear socks like mine, you can score any chick at any time.

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