ESPN super journalist Boy Ley tweeted a picture of a letter he received this morning:
Wow. There are so many ways to go, but a few questions immediately come to mind: 1) Why not an email? 2) Could Doug have chosen a creepier font? What, was he too lazy to cut out letters from magazines and seal the envelope in blood? 3) Why the line break after “but”? Surely,
the next six or seven words could have fit on that line. These things are all troubling besides the fact that, you know, someone actually believes that Joe Paterno is living on Mount Nittany with 2Pac, Biggie and disappeared Centre County DA Ray Gricar.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I must finish my three-part series on why Harry Kalas may have never left Colorado in 2009 and is perhaps living beneath the Denver Airport with Zionist global overlords.
via The Big Lead