Penn Stater Believes Joe Pa is Still Alive

Screen Shot 2013-05-14 at 12.01.03 PMOhhhhh… you Blue and Whiters– always thinking, you are.

ESPN super journalist Boy Ley tweeted a picture of a letter he received this morning:

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Wow. There are so many ways to go, but a few questions immediately come to mind: 1) Why not an email? 2) Could Doug have chosen a creepier font? What, was he too lazy to cut out letters from magazines and seal the envelope in blood? 3) Why the line break after “but”? Surely,

the next six or seven words could have fit on that line. These things are all troubling besides the fact that, you know, someone actually believes that Joe Paterno is living on Mount Nittany with 2Pac, Biggie and disappeared Centre County DA Ray Gricar.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must finish my three-part series on why Harry Kalas may have never left Colorado in 2009 and is perhaps living beneath the Denver Airport with Zionist global overlords.

via The Big Lead


66 Responses

        1. @Dusty Rhodes – Shut up, you fucking waste. Make me a sandwich and mind your business.

          1. @kate- so do you shave your pussy or not?? It’s a simple question

          2. Kate, Ill make u dinner if you return the favor by sucking my cock??

          3. Everyone commenting here is an idiot. This guy is an idiot making PSU fans look like idiots. Kyle Scott, not an idiot. I’m an idiot for wasting my time writing this. You all suck. Thanks.

  1. Maybe this is just wishful thinking, but isn’t it possible that someone looking to make Penn State fans look bad sent this in? Someone couldn’t possibly believe Joe Pa is still alive, right? Perhaps, this theory will inspire a slew of whiny-voiced, cuffed khaki-wearing inpersonators.

    If this person is for real, does he think that Joe Paterno is going to show up at the trial and provide some sort of smoking gun that exonerates them?

  2. What the hell are they putting in the Penn State cult kool-aid these days? Molly? PCP? Meth? LSD?

  3. Everyone knows by now that all Penn Staters are moronic cult members who approve of pedophelia, just like Catholics, right Kyle?

    1. looks like kyle just got dabbed with the same paint brush that he likes to paint penn staters with.

  4. Come on Kyle. Where ANYWHERE does it say this guy is affiliated with, lives near, went to, or even likes Penn State.

    Your use of “Penn Stater” is just to create a splashy headline. You’re better than this.

    1. You’re right it doesnt say that ANYWHERE. Well, except maybe that part where it says “live in the heart of nittany lion country”. But yea other then that it doesnt say it ANYWHERE

      WE ARE….an embarrassment to the state

      1. Yes, in reference to where this whack job thinks he’s hiding, but still shows no affiliation between the idiot who wrote this and the institution referenced in the headline.

    1. Not at all. But I love your use of “heavyset” in a sentence. Well done.

  5. As a die hard Penn Stater and “kool-aid drinker,” this is hilarious. Loved the commentary about the line break after “But.” Some people are just crazy.

    I am not a fan of Bob Ley and do not follow him on Twitter, so I am glad you posted this, Kyle.

          1. @Candy from the Oak…..It’s YOU’RE, not YOUR. All that cum you swallowed made you a fucking idiot. Now excuse me while I go back to being a fat, single slob with crabs and a loose butthole.
            Seriously though, you guys are cute. So brave too. Wow.

  6. A lot of people I know who went/go to Nova have/had a prescription drug problem. Does that mean every person at Nova has a prescription drug problem, no not likely. One lunatic writes a idiotic letter to BOB FUCKING LEY. Who cares. Suck one Kyle, go back to covering Amanda Vines so I can look at some side boob.

    1. Yea I think most of us are pissed that we usually have to cough up at least 50 bucks to get the kind of ass play you can get at Penn St just for shaving

  7. At least tinfoil helmet conspiritards have a grain of truth, and can point at the Palestinians herded like cattle, to support their insane claims. Kyle on the other hand has to collectivize an entire alumni based on what some neckbeard wrote to some neckchin.

    I hate Penn Staters, but this is just retarded Kyle.

  8. Bob Ley looked like he was coming off a bad hit of acid in that photo. JoePa still alive, eh? Guess he must be hanging out with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa.

  9. Ah, there’s Kyle never missing an opportunity to troll Penn Staters. Yup, Joe’s alive and well, just saw him strolling through Sunset Park with Sue last night.

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