I’m opening up a Pandora’s box of fun-hating hipsters and meatheads in the comments, but I don’t care. It’s summer – yeah, even though it’s 30 degrees out and rainy right now – the shore is rebuilt (as you may have heard), and Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville opens today in Atlantic City. No, they’re not paying me to tell you this. Yes, I am a gigantic Parrothead and am treating this as a PSA to tell you to go drink some frozen concoctions that help you hang on. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!