You’re Going to Cry When This Cute Kid Scores

I don’t want to talk about the fact that my bro-in-law to be, Dan, who currently lives in London, chose Chelsea as his squad and I chose Tottenham when we started watching soccer two yeas ago. I don’t want to talk about the fact that, for the second year in a row, Chelsea played a big part in end-of-season heartbreak for the Spurs and cost them a spot in the Champions League. No, I don’t want to fucking talk about it. It’s taken me no longer than 18 months to come to detest Chelsea. But even that hate doesn’t stand a chance against the cuteness of Josh Turnbull, son of Chelesea goalie Ross Turnbull, scoring a goal as Chelsea celebrated yet another successful season after their final match yesterday.

If Josh’s dad played for Tottenham, he would have hit the crossbar:

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via (@BryanAGraham)

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18 Responses

  1. Newsflash:



    Still can’t find any fucks to give about soccer in ‘Merica

    1. i dont contest that soccer is a sport. you have to be a finely tuned athlete to play the game. however, i will say it is one of the most boring sport, which is why i has never full caught on here in america.

      1. I beg to differ. Soccer does have its entertaining moments, especially when players are knocked down and writhe in agony on the field (‘scuse me, pitch) like they had taken a shotgun blast to the gut at point blank range. That blatant acting to draw a yellow card from the refs never fails to make me chuckle.

  2. how can anyone be a Tottenham fan (or any team for that matter) when there is no affiliation to that team whatsoever? “TOTAL violation” – Mike Miss

    1. Simple. Either A.) There is some affiliation or B.) because you connect with a piece of that club’s history or a player as a kid.

      Also, Mike Miss is a douche waffle. I watched him punch a guy at a softball game over a call. He’s actually worse than a douche waffle. He’s a bag of shit. Ryan Lochte is a douche waffle. Yeah so fuck Mike Miss and his family.

  3. Yo, Kyle! Why didn’t you be a real bandwagon jumper and choose Manchester United? That would’ve been the smart choice to make.

  4. “The” Spurs play in San Antonio. Spurs play at White Hart Lane. You are a fan of Spurs, Kyle, not the Spurs.

  5. St Totteringham came late this year. Hope Bale F.C. enjoyed their small time being competitive these 2 years. Once he leaves back to middle of the table for Spuds. Only bee watching for 2 years? In for some heart break buddy

  6. BTW, how bad is QPR. What a shame. Now there isn’t gonna be a single team named Rangers in a professional league on that side of the Atlantic

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