PhanaticA blogger can go one of two ways this morning when posting about the Phillies. I could write about their epic walk-off win to keep the wheels of mediocrity spinning. Or, I could write about how times are so tough that even the Phanatic’s wheels won’t spin.

His ATV broke down before the game last night and it had to be lifted off the field. Jayson Werth and Ian Desmond seemed to get quite a kick out of the ordeal and… well, Werth and the Phanatic do have a history.

Video after the jump. I have a feeling we might find out later today what happened.