Dom Brown’s Swinging Stick is Scorching the Earth


Dom Brown’s swinging member knows no bounds. Eventually, it’s going to kill someone, or it’s going to get him killed (with a fastball to the neck). But for now, let’s enjoy it as Dom Brown goes all Les Grossman on Major League Baseball. So whatever you’re thinking, you better think again because otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. You’re going to have to call the fucking United Nations to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you. I will fuck you up!

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Video of Brown burning things last night.

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14 Responses

  1. Does anyone else remember Tom Cruise only saying “I will fuck you!” instead of “fuck you up” in the theaters?

  2. I feel bad for the fathers of the number of white girls he’s going to fuck and chuck this summer

  3. We need a new daily Dom segment for when he blasts bombs. Enough with the Morning Carts… just depresses me now.

  4. Is anyone else surprised he hasn’t been thrown at yet? I mean given his bat toss, wide route to first and ‘celebration dance’ with Howard?

    Don’t get me wrong, as a Phils fan I’m loving every minute of it. But if I were the opposing pitcher, I’d be thinking ‘Who the hell does this guy think he is?’.

    Oh well, keep strokin’ D-Brown!

  5. Just spitballin here, but I’d say with the distance he hits the ball and the way he stands at the plate, hes got to have at least a 7 incher flacid and probably about 11? maybe 12 hard?

  6. just strokin it…doesn’t this kinda prove how much of a dingleberry ruben amaro is….really just a shit head who doesn’t know how to handle talent.

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