Dom Brown’s swinging member knows no bounds. Eventually, it’s going to kill someone, or it’s going to get him killed (with a fastball to the neck). But for now, let’s enjoy it as Dom Brown goes all Les Grossman on Major League Baseball. So whatever you’re thinking, you better think again because otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. You’re going to have to call the fucking United Nations to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you. I will fuck you up!