Pilot Asks if Crying Baby on Plane is Sidney Crosby

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This pilot should get an extra set of those shiny, gold-plated wings… because he just flew himself right into your heart.

The captain of a Jet Blue flight from Pittsburgh to Boston this morning – which was carrying several reporters who are covering the Pens-Bruins series – made what has to be the greatest in-flight announcement of all-time when a crying baby annoyed passengers:

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via CBS Sports

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  • MM June 4, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    If this Yinzer baiting backfires i’m totally blaming you Kyle.

  • #1 Yinzer June 4, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    I hope that fucking plane crashes in south philly.

    • Eric June 4, 2013 at 1:23 pm

      What does South Philly have to do with this you ignorant POS?

    • Vic June 4, 2013 at 11:17 pm

      i hope you crash in hell 🙂 go bruins 😉

  • Oh the Humanity June 4, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    THe whole boston team would have to die in a plane crash to get the Yinzers in this series. Bruins, are tougher, deeper, and have better goaltending. Get off the bandwagon u gutless bitches.

  • Dan Griffoni June 4, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    I hope they laughed it up bc it will be short lived. Cidney Crosby is the hottest man this side of equador and he will win the cup!

    • Matt June 4, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      It’s Sidney with an S! Stupid clown shows how stupid and fake you Pens fans are.

  • Heller'd June 4, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Come on #1 Yinzer-lighten up.

    Besides, most people in the Delaware Valley want that plan to crash into South Philly…or SOMETHING to crash there. 🙂

  • Heller'd June 4, 2013 at 1:50 pm


  • Heller'd June 4, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    *plane, that is.

  • #1 Yinzer June 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Yinz can blow me. 1975 motherfucker who can’t spell.

    • Heller'd June 4, 2013 at 1:59 pm

      Hahahahaha that’s the spirit.

  • bean June 4, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    It’s sad how much the city of Philadelphia secretly wishes it was Boston. Too bad your sports teams can’t even sniff Boston’s jock strap. Total domination in all 4 sports. You’re just a bunch of wannabes. Take some notes from a real sports town.

    • Pete June 4, 2013 at 3:59 pm

      Says the man who didn’t see a World Series for 80 something years…. You mad bro?

      • bean June 4, 2013 at 4:17 pm

        Says the man who NEVER saw a Super Bowl and only ONE championship in 30 years…You dumb bro?

    • AEN June 4, 2013 at 4:31 pm

      How bout the 2010 Playoffs Flyers v Bruins series? Is that also what you call total domination?

      • bean June 4, 2013 at 5:02 pm

        No big deal, just followed it up by SWEEPING the flyers on the road to winning a Stanley Cup CHAMPIONSHIP in 2011. That’s how you finish. I’m obviously talking about sports accomplishments in general, not minor irrelevant head-to-head match-ups that lead to nowhere. The goal is to win championships. Learn about it.

  • Penguins Fan Who Goes to Temple June 4, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    I’m sorry but did the flyers & their star (lol) G make the playoffs? SMDH at the haters

  • Candy from the Oak June 4, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Pens in 6

  • Heller'd June 4, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Bean-no one in Philly really gives a sh*t what you think, We’re simply rooting for Boston because we despise the Penguins.

    Get lost, idiot.

  • Heller'd June 4, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Penguins Fan Who Goes to Temple: I’d rather miss the playoffs than the “Cup Favorite”(according to the idiots that root for the Penguins and the Media).

    The Penguins future is screwed, thanks to Shero’s buying spree…and good luck with the reduced salary cap.

  • Heller'd June 4, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    Adios, I’m unsubscribing. The comments section here makes Yahoo’s look good. Dopes.

  • www.captainpyrite.com June 5, 2013 at 10:40 am

    What’s up, just wanted to tell you, I liked this article. It was funny. Keep on posting!

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