Eagles

What Would DeSean Jackson Do?

By Kyle Scott

Published: Jun 26th, 2013 · 4:36 PM EDT

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Ya boi fresh new fitted wit da Rosetta Stone @DeseanJackson10 edition ya feel me ! We out chea ! what it is one time jaccpot >> Turn up !

— Evan Mathis (@EvanMathis69) June 26, 2013

Evan Mathis is awesome.

Instagram, the popular photo service for adding stylistic hues to your selfies, debuted its 15-second-max video feature last week, and, not surprisingly, DeSean Jackson was all over that ish, posting – by my unofficial count – 17 videos in seven days. In them, he… goes to da club, does a backflip into a pool, jumps off a balcony into a pool, goes to da club, shows us Louis Vuitton swag, shows us Maybachs, goes shopping at Louboutin, goes to da club, works out(!), raps, says he’s chill, shows off some of his expensive clothes, goes to da club, watches the NBA Finals, pays homage to Lil Snupe (respect) and dances with his pants down.

He is going to be so, so broke so, so soon.

Unless… he keeps taking money from T-Mobile to do Q&As on their Twitter, which he did yesterday. You can read all of the questions on their timeline. It was mostly mundane, but DeSean did say that he doesn’t think any cornerback is tough to go up against…

@jpkoffenberger Honestly, i dont feel anyone is to tough to go up against, I'm confident in my position. Put anyone against me. ^DJ #tmochat

— T-Mobile (@TMobile) June 25, 2013

… and that he is the fastest player in the league:

@seaneham73 Well i am confident in myself being the fastest Eagle and I think I am one of the fastest in the NFL ^DJ #tmochat

— T-Mobile (@TMobile) June 25, 2013

So, WWDJD? Stay humble. Always.