The Life of a Troll

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1. Yup, now everyone is going to think you are looking up their IP address and that you can report personal information about them, Best way to keep a troll away is to ignore said person. You look weak for responding to them.

   1. If you didnt already know that Kyle could do all that, then youre an idiot.

      1. There is a difference between could and should.

         1. Yea I have no doubt this is KITMIACARS. How do you think the internet works? Information like that can be use for advertising, it’s how websites make money jackass. And if you’re just a miserable troll who spends his work day vomiting nonsense all over your keyboard you deserve to get exposed, I wish it happened more often! No if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to go look healthy enough to scam another 20 million. Somebody’s gonna pay, they always do…. straight bowlin’ money bitches….

      2. ^ LOL

   2. I couldn’t care less. I’ll still read and comment.

      1. Shut up FACE aka kyle

      2. Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full…

         1. requesting flyby?

            1. Negative ghost rider. The pattern is full…

               *sips coffee*

            2. god i hate that guy

               also how did val kilmers teeth not shatter when he did the chomp in the locker room

   3. I’m replying to this comment because a) this is probably meat sandwich guy under yet anoher alias and b) so this very important message can been seen near the top of the almost 100 comments now: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AhhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

   4. Hey, if the government can do it why cant Kyle?

2. I think some of those comments are on the funny side. Most however, are not.

   1. Looking at his comments and e-mail addresses, I would say the dude is batting .037 when it comes to being funny. He defines the word troll. Like another commenter posted, I bet Kyle warned him many times to knock off his 6th grade-like antics but the grown man just had to keep acting like a little boy. Props Kyle for corralling this jackass!

3. Now you’re digging up trolls and posting about them? Low, Kyle. Even for you.

4. When you feed Trolls they always come back looking for more food…

5. anyone can look up people’s IP addresses on any site that gathers any input from that person’s IP. so any time you enter info into a website, ur IP is gathered…so relax up there big guy about people being scared…..if ur scared, get a dog

   1. No shit, but you are missing the fucking point you big green moron. He posted where the person works, which is an amateur dick move.

      1. how does the color of my green skin have anything to do with this?

      2. also, 30 comments in less than a half hour…everyone is running scared

      3. Ok, we get it, you’re offended. Nobody gives a shit, douchebag. Move the fuck on.

         1. ^ what he said

6. Makes me reaaaaal good that autistic freaks like this are making and releasing drugs to the public. Ew.

7. You should never have done this. I get that this dudes a pain and comes to this blog just to bitch but thats his problem..People will think twice about posting comments which is one of the best parts about this site. Showing where he works was a big no-no too.

   1. I don’t think you have anything to worry about If you’re not posting about black cocks and racist shit.

   2. why the fuck not show where he works? he’s at work, and shouldn’t even be on CB. get back to fucking work. I’d fire your ass if i found you on CB on my dime. or any website not pertaining to work for that matter. I personally how my own business and can piss my time away whenever the fuck I want because it’s my fucking dime.

8. :Golf Clap:

9. haha well i guess i was wrong thought he bagged groceries instead he’s the guy from office space that hates his life and spends entire day adding stupid comments. Hope you get fired troll!

10. So your saying it’s still a BYOB tailgate?

11. Strangely enough, I found this hilarious. Some tool at Merck is sitting in his cubicle, thinking he’s being incognito…then gets destroyed. For months he thought he was witty and clever by making different names…”For who? For what?”

12. PRISM: Crossing Broad Edition

    Don’t worry Kyle I got your back….Just like Tommy Lee Jones had mine in that movie that made me famous.

    Lincoln. Out.

13. Oh man dude wasnt unfunny but I hope he doesn’t get canned over trolling. He did suck though

14. The one comment of his u didnt post “Is the BYOB tailgate still taking place in faggotville?”, made me laugh hysterically

    1. i enjoyed that as well

    2. Haha that was good. The rest of them sucked

15. I disagree with Kyle a lot and comment on it. But i’m old fashioned I like to discuss things.
    This person really needs to get a life. A troll comment now and then is fine, thats a loser like obsession.

16. I personally think “Crossing Broad Memes” is pretty damn funny. That guy needs to post more.

    And Kyle, you need to do another video where you read ridiculous comments. That was pretty good.

    Saying where this guy works though, I dunno. That’s a bit much man. Trolling your site is no reason to get a guy fired or in trouble with his employer.

    1. Merck is a big corporation, it would take them more time than it was worth to figure out who it was. Sometimes the articles and stories are on here, but he comments are even worse.

    2. most likely merck can already see every employees web history/destinations etc. I doubt that a person at the exec. or hr level of merk is going to GO DEEPER and look at his comments or focus on one article…i think some people are overreacting a lil. Bad to feed the trolls, but once in a while its good to see a nice troll get some cold water splashed on their troll boner. however, some comments of his are hilarious as mentioned

       1. Not really. All Kyle has to do is contact HR about some posting racist content from one of their IP addresses, they simply trace the IP back to the hatch and then verify against the user logs. It takes about 15 minutes max. And if you throw in racist and sexually explicate, they can do it in under ten.

17. Rule #1:

    Don’t feed the trolls.

    Sincerely,

    Troll

18. The IT guys at his work probably think he’s nuts

19. Kyle wins the day

20. I miss that edward Murphy character that always bitched about shitty equipment

    1. Me too. New Edward Murphy sucks!

       1. I resent that

          1. Sorry new Edward Murphy…

             1. That’s ok. It’s true…

21. There’s a troll storm coming, Mr. Wayne….

22. also what if KITMIACRS is just Kyle’s mom, or fiance and is this is just a ruse to get page views, spark chatter, and fill up comment sections…..this whole time WE WERE THE ONES GETTING TROLLED

23. Just don’t ever post Candy from the Oak’s information. The mystery makes them that much more awesome.

    1. Candy is a faggot u pus who isn’t funny stfu

       1. ouch! Is that you, KITMIACRS?

    2. Haha I’d love to know what this candy from oak character looks like

24. At least I have the balls (idiocy?) to use my real email address. Kyle even emailed me once to stop something that I don’t even remember anymore. He earned some respect from me that day. And this is just icing on the cake (or, tit, as it may be).

25. Pretty funny stuff right there…

26. There’s no such thing as taking it too far on the internet. If you want to be an asshole, then you can be exposed. It’s not like he gave out the employee number anyway, you butthurt babies.

27. Maybe Kyle’s gonna hook up with his hero, Eddie Snowden and spy on North Korea. HA! Anyhoo, I’m glad Kyle outed KITMIACRS who was never even remotely funny from day one and was a crushing bore. Well played, sir!

28. Anyone else feel like he is more than likely an IT guy?

    1. Usually the only one’s able to get away with said infractions are the IT guys…internet administrators of their offices.

       I’m in IT but our office doesn’t really have strict policies anyway.

       1. IT guys in my old office streamed porn all day and played fantasy sports. That’s when I started to wish I had been an IT guy. But at least they didn’t troll a local sports blog.

          1. True story.

    2. bingo

29. Can’t help but notice that a certain user has not commented on this article…

    1. He’s probably shitting a brick if he has co-workers that read the site…

       1. Or updating his résumé.

       2. lol right…I actually think he is on here posting right now under the handle “Ms CB is a Whore”

30. I just called the company and gave this site a plug. hehehehe

31. You should get Anthony’s coal-fired pizza’s well done- well done award for this.

32. I love this. Marry me?

    1. you got it, toots

    2. Get the fuck off this site, cunt

33. It just occurred to me how much more awesome this would have been if it had turned out to be Scott Paterno

34. I’m not an IT guy (aka, I’ve seen a woman naked in real life) but does that IP address mean that it is just one person there, or could it be like 10 different losers all posting from the same office? Also, I’m not sure if it’s real smart to start posting personal info about people. Is it that hard for some loser to start tracking down Kyle’s info and posting it all over the site or something

    1. It could be the entire office’s IP address.

    2. Doubtful it’s linked to more than a single cube farm hatch, no more than four computers probably.

       1. So you think companies use a real world IP for every 4 employees? Merck has over 80,000 employees, so you think they have 20,000 real world IP addresses just for employee internet access? That’s hilarious. The IP is a firewall or gateway router and it could have 1, 10, 1,000 or more people behind it, you clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.

          1. No, I said the IPs are linked to a hatch, and they can trace it back from there. I know all the big companies I’ve worked for limit the number of employees on each hatch as a security measure, you know, and shit like this.

35. @ Chelsea, i guarantee your the fat friend and blow a guy every happy hour

    1. Don’t knock drunk fat girl head, Candy

36. Clown move Kyle > publishing where you THINK this person works.

37. Hey Kyle, where do I work?

    1. I have no idea where in the world you are.

       1. I always had a hard time figuring it out myself.

          1. all you had to do was follow the flags.

38. This was douche move. One of the ONLY things saving this site right now is the comment section, because we all know the content blows, and the articles are less than imaginary. If you have a problem with trolls commenting then screen comments, dont call him out. Why dont you screenshot us what basement you live in? Such a bitch.

    1. u mad brah?

39. I don’t think so

40. I don’t take issue with you posting stories other websites post first (deadspin, barstoolsports). I take issue with you not giving them credit for it.

41. Kyle,

    What’s the record for most comments on an article on CB?

    1. it has to be when lil snupe kicked the bucket

    2. My guess is the Princess Sass article from last year or one of the running commentaries.

       1. good call, FACE

       2. The Princess Sass post gets an asterisk because it’s been posted three different times.

          1. *twice

          2. That is true Daniel

          3. Also…you’re next to tee off…

          4. twice, good call

42. Yeah Oak, you wish. I guarantee you’re that dude that goes slummin and only gets action from those fat broads swallowing the goo during happy hour. Don’t be knockin them when it’s all you can get!

43. Exactly why people shouldn’t troll, I hope the jackass loses his job.

44. *golf clap* to this conversation

45. I think this is hilarious! Troll’s need consequences and repercussions for their actions. Hope he gets fired. The internet needs more of this.

46. Because of this article, the troll wins. Nice work.

47. If he used a legit email address, he may have saved himself the trouble. I bet Kyle would’ve warned him before putting him on blast. The comments section format is one of the great parts of this site. Nothing to sign up for and no moderation. That format attracts its fair share of trolls but also can lead to some good debate and often a great deal of hilarity.

    There are measures that can be taken like IP ban and things of that nature, but this is a much more measured approach. When you have no way of directly communicating with this troll other then in a public forum, why not just put him on blast? He could’ve done it right in the comments section, but this was much more epic.

    Props Kyle.

48. It’s weird this dude thinks of gross things all day, like sup with that?

49. Trole Hamels..hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

50. Troll….sorry

51. YO! Stop maligning all of us who actually comment from our basement. Would much rather be here than at Merck.

52. Kyle, whatever happened to Beat a Blogger? I wanna see KITMIACRS emerge from the IT closet in Merck and face you man to man.

    The way you got it set up though you’ll have to play on his turf, so I’d assume he’s gonna want black dicks to be involved. Nothing you can’t handle, I still got your back. Winner gets a T-shirt

    1. I got a bunch of requests. I just need to find a time to do them, film them, edit them. They’ll happen, I think.

53. yeah would also be funny if ‘he’ was just many different people…throughout the merck world…like the way there were a bunch of green hornets….we all got a lil KITMIACRS in all of us..eh guys?

54. You do have to assume his white. Can u see a brother going thru all that trouble on changing emails , pulse he works

55. Any idea where I can find these Crossing Broad Memes?

56. Plus 🙁

57. Wow and I thought with the sports world on a stand still coming up next week it’d be a slow day here. Not so. Not so.

58. LOL just realized this post is awfully similar to a deadspin article where they “unmasked” the twitter handle of @dadboner. Great work Kyle.

59. Wonder if someone in his work yelled “awkward” when seeing this article

    1. this….this i liked

60. Irony: posting people’s private info after praising Ed Snowden for exposing the governments spying.

    1. Well, except for the fact that Kyle’s never promised not to exploit the person information we give him.

61. Anyone notice the hardcore trolls of this site sweating right now…”Such a dick move man”

62. Kyle, good thing your having a straight edge tailgate. I can see this fag sucker punching you

63. News flash: there are things called dynamic IP addresses that change constantly

    1. Bingo.

64. I miss that gay dude Dan g who used to post on here

65. That Toyota ad is annoying as FUCK!

    1. Then stop visiting Toyota.com or some other site that is affiliated with the Toyota brand.

       It’s a re-targeted ad Einstein. Look that up if you don’t know what it means.

       1. I only visited toyota.com when the ad fucking raped me. I don’t look up car anything and I dont need to look it up to figure out what it means cuz im not a midwest slack jawed retard. Thanks for the insight.

          1. in*

66. Crossing Swords fag@fag.com

    made me lolz.

    The best part about this guy were his email addy’s

67. The fake Angelo Cataldi always brought something interesting to the table. Talking about Rhea Hughes veal cutlets and all. I don’t ever want to know where his place of employment is….*shudders*….

    1. probably rhea’s ex hubby

68. YOU WRITING ABOUT ME AND MAKING IT A POST IS NOT COOL

69. his last comment; RIP:
    kyle is the meat in a carter/richards sandwich July 11, 2013 at 12:23 pm
    English not your first language?

70. LOL so now everyone that reads CB @ work should stop?

71. lol

72. The trolls are allowed back here now?????

    NO LOVE,

    BeezNutz

73. I don’t think Kyle knows how IP addresses work nor would I think his advertisers want to support someone who is basically cyberstalking his readership. Good job.

    1. Yeah Drinkersphilly might want to consult with their Don Draper about where they should be spending their ad money, right after he pitches them another $1 stadium hot dog coupon idea.

       ps – you are dumb

       1. Any comment that brings up Draper wins for the day

       2. Lol nice ps. Guy sounds nervous like he’s been trolling the site a lot.

74. Kyle can you look up my IP address & tell me the numerous names I have used since April??? I’m very curious

75. that is all

76. OMG WHAT A FAG!!!! WHAT KIND OF LOSER FUCKING DILDO TROLLS??? id rather spend my time prodding RHEA HUGHES wet, seeping, herpes riddled, goblin lair of a cunt with a phillips head screwdriver. Then when its moist and bloody to my liking, ill fist it whilst wearing chainmail and then blow ejaculate all over a dead canary….because I have a life. And fuck you edward murphy.

    1. DDMFD

       1. Shut your fuckin mouth cunt.

          1. Go rot in hell you fucking kyke.

77. Go back to making people register when they posted comments. That seemed to work well….

78. Pay attention kids – this is how you set yourself up for a lawsuit lol

    1. Judge: “So you swear you are KITMIACRS?”
       Plaintiff: “Yes, your honor.”
       Judge: “And do you swear you love black dicks a whole bunch?”

       Case dropped.

    2. Clearly you aren’t familiar with actual laws.

79. Dude deserves to have his IP posted for being stupid enough to check CB from his work laptop…use your cell phone.

80. The “hockey is played by men golf is played by guys, with tits.” Was a good one though.

81. Maybe Kyle Scott IS “KITMIACRS” !!! It’s like a real-life version of Fight Club, split personalities at war with one another! #FinkleisEinhorn

82. Kyle – you ever think of making people register an account to post comments? I love the exposure….if he’s posting that stuff from work he will get canned eventually anyway once IT does their job.

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