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If I was a national writer, I might say something like: This is the most Philly thing ever, security guards running drills to prepare for a drunken idiot on the field.*

But I’m not. I am us. So, we’ll just assume that every city has its security guards prepare for the unthinkable by playing tag on the field one weekday in August. Or, if we’re judging by all that open space, that this was merely some extra work for the Eagles secondary:

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Video after the jump.

*I wanted to get to this yesterday, but then I was told that Randy Miller had been let go and all of a sudden my world stopped. I remembered about the security guards this afternoon.

via Jimmy Kempski