Holy Shit Lane Johnson’s Kid Has the Biggest Baby Hands You Will Ever See

Kyle Scott - August 13, 2013

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12 Comments

  • Jeremy August 13, 2013 at 11:40 am

    He is going to be a BIG boy just like his pop!!

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  • Zach Berman's booster seat August 13, 2013 at 11:44 am

    Still trying to land a job with TMZ or US Weekly, Kyle? How is this sports related other than Johnson playing for the Birds?

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    • Bill D August 13, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      It’s a one-sentence update that took three seconds to put together. Who cares, nerd.

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    • sherb August 13, 2013 at 12:17 pm

      this IS sports related. look for the birds to draft him in 2035

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  • Hersey Hawkins August 13, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Kid probably has a big dick

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    • MI-CK-EY-MOR-AN-DI-NI August 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

      thanks for connecting the dots for us boss.

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  • Candy from the Oak August 13, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    Probably be fingering and fisting girls by age 5. On a side note what’s with brothers parking in reverse

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    • Carmen Sandiego August 13, 2013 at 2:16 pm

      AND not knowing how to merge onto the high way

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  • ThePhillyFlash August 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    Nahhhhhhhhhh! I don’t believe it! That’s gotta be ‘shopped!

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  • MM August 13, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    Sasquatch baby

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  • Thrillhouse August 13, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Big paws on the pup

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  • Cheese Eskin August 13, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    I can’t wait for one day when this kid grows up and smacks you around with those big hands.

    — Cheese

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