Go Home, Phillies Twitter Guy, You’re Drunk

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1. Nobody else gets the dad part of your joke either dumbass. Word of advice: if something isn’t really newsworthy, don’t blog about in the hopes that people will think your snarky insults are funny, because they’re not.

   1. I have an idea; How’s about you get all bitchy about it over the internet?

      My advice? Go get laid, chief.

      1. That’s a great idea. Thanks bud.

2. I laughed. Fuck the haters. Thanks man

3. I think I figured it out. It’s a joke on “Friday” by Rebecca Black. She has the slightest pause between syllables when she sings “Friday” in the song.

   Friday was a “thing” in 2011.

   I am simultaneously both extremely proud of and disappointed in myself right now.

   1. I was thinking the same thing, unfortunately. The first thing my mind jumped to when I read Fri-day with the pause was Rebecca Black. fml.

4. Honestly, I had to google Rebecca Black. guess when your 45 and all you do is work, hunt ,fish, make your own beer,wine and whiskey……you get a little out of touch with the times

   1. you left out trying to make yourself look cool on the internet

5. It’s probably a spoof on that stupid “Guess what day it is?? GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!” commercial with that stupid ass camel trying to get the people in the office to say it was hump day.

   I fucking hate that commercial. So damn annoying.

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