Martha Stewart Has No Idea How the F@$k AppleCare Works

This has nothing to do with anything, but I found this absolutely hysterical. Martha Stewart has literally no idea how the fuck AppleCare works.* Just… um… come get my iPad and fix it, right?

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Or maybe you can turn it into a doily or dickey.

I picture Martha walking into her nearest Apple Store** and this:

*Then again: does anybody?

**I capitalize the “S” because I’m the type of guy who watches throwback Steve Jobs keynotes from my bathtub.

H/T to (@TravisSBN)

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  • JewsDid911 September 26, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    I fail to see the relevance to Philadelphia sports

    • Kyle Scott September 26, 2013 at 3:12 pm

      Look harder, JewsDid911.

  • Junkhead September 26, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Here’s an idea Martha you annoying bitch.
    Why don’t you and your cronies get some restricted info on Apple so you can trade their stock with inside information and maybe you’ll go to jail again so we don’t have to listen to your horseshit anymore.

  • TigolBitties September 26, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    “This has nothing to do with anything, but…”

    No need to state the obvious Kyle. Everything you write could start with this line.

  • Joe Schmo from Chesco September 26, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    As a previous employee who worked at the genius bar of a local Apple store (Main Line), I can’t tell you how many times we used to “trouble shoot” female customers phones in the back of house while admiring their naked pics….most of their issues were solved with a hard restore in iTunes…..brings back memories

  • Stay Gold September 26, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    Mom Jean wearing gunts the world over who look up to this hag are not stoked about this article…lifeflip

  • clevelandstever September 26, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    You follow Martha Stewart? Good god, man.

  • Oh the Humanity September 26, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    Apple is for women and the gays.

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