This has nothing to do with anything, but I found this absolutely hysterical. Martha Stewart has literally no idea how the fuck AppleCare works.* Just… um… come get my iPad and fix it, right?
Or maybe you can turn it into a doily or dickey.
I picture Martha walking into her nearest Apple Store** and this:
*Then again: does anybody?
**I capitalize the “S” because I’m the type of guy who watches throwback Steve Jobs keynotes from my bathtub.
H/T to (@TravisSBN)