Philadelphia Ruined Miley Cyrus

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Miley coming dangerously close to loving her vagina more than Rihanna

Just because I was looking for an excuse to post Miley Cyrus’ newest music video appearance (this one, in a violated Michael Jordan jersey(s) that may have actually had sex with Miley), here’s a snippet from her feature in Rolling Stone this month.

She basically became wacked because she spent last summer in Philly:

But it was last summer, in Philadelphia, where she really found her new style. She was living there with Hemsworth, who was filming a movie with Harrison Ford. “Best summer ever,” Miley says. “Have you ever been to South Street in Philly? That’s where I got my first chain. Sixteen bucks – not real,” she says, laughing. “I was away from people for a minute, and I just started feeling my own vibe. I bought a pair of Doc Martens. I shaved my head. Driving a f***ing Ford Explorer around. Just blending in.”

Way to go, Philadelphia.

That said, and as pointed out by Mike Bertha, Miley is smarter (or at least more compelling) than she looks, and it comes across in the interview.

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The new video is after the jump, because I love your page views.


24 Responses

  1. And I suppose Miley got the idea for twerking from her time spent in Philly too, huh? Pfft! Fuck that little skank!

  2. And I suppose Miley got the idea for twerking from her time spent in Philly too, eh? Pfft! Fuck that little skank!

  3. this broad’s fall is truly amazing…if you would have pick her in the Death Pool 3 years ago, people would have laughed at looked at you like you were crazy. Fast forward to late 2013, and she may be the clubhouse leader

    1. What? I’d have her near the bottom actually. Yea, she’s “out there”, but unlike someone..say Lohan or Amanda Bynes, theres no indication its drug or alcohol related, and more likely she’s had her image controlled all these years so now she’s trying to “find herself” more or less

      1. Not yet. Give it time, she’ll be in the gutter like Lindsey and Amanda, probably by the end of the year.

  4. Worley’s Hot – dude you are an idiot…#1 song in the country, probably about to have the #1 album….has had EVERYONE talking about her for the past month, and has been rich and famous since probably 15….she must be doing something right

  5. It’s so true! I know the girl she got her new style from – she used to work at the doc marten’s store and miley would hit her up nonstop about going shopping. Idk where that tongue hanging out shit came from tho

  6. What the fuck just happened? Was that a music video? What the fuck were they talking about?

    I’m getting too old for this shit.

  7. Really though? This can’t be serious. Blaming it on Philly now? Hahaha stop making excuses. OBVIOUSLY she’s doing something right since you’re talking about her. She’s making money, doing her and not giving a shit what anyone says. Get over it and stop trying to make shit up.

  8. First – this song is terrible. And I love rap and secretly love pop too.

    Second – When she says her style changed in Philly, is that another way of saying she discovered bath salts in Philly?

  9. I never understood her appeal. No boobs. No butt. Haircut like a 10 year old boy. If you think she is sexy then i kinda worry. i take it women like Kate Upton disgust you huh? ” UGH too womanly, give me a woman who looks like a pre-pubescent boy any day”

    Really she doesn’t even have talent to fall back on. All she has is her last name.

  10. Disappointed Dads who wore Wranglers with holes in the knees, Lee Flannels, Denim Vests, who had a shitty hit in “Achy Breaky Heart” circa ’92 aren’t stoked

  11. Be on the lookout for small dick Mike C who may give you crabs. Mike Likes twinks and he may pretend to be rich and in the Mafia. If you are 14 to 18 and like small dicks and don’t have a problem with crabs date Mike. He may pretend to be straight and very rich. His ex James K has a much bigger dick and does not give guys crabs. I would suggest that Mike C date Cliff L.

  12. She sucks! He voice is all electronic. So she is another one of those South Street trend setters that think they are so unique yet all look the same side by side…

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