Think This Guy Ever Got His Birthday Flash on 76?

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Did you see this car on 76-E on Friday? Did you flash* this car on 76-E on Friday?

Actually love this move. So much better than a “SHOW ME YOUR TITS” t-shirt or a “GYNECOLOGIST” Halloween costume. Chances of seeing private parts are increased exponentially by the A) respectful nature of the request, B) the birthday thing, and C) the anonymity of doing in on a highway where, for one fleeting moment of teetery, caution can be thrown to the wind and then sailed into the open window of a horny 22-year-old.

Oh, wait, did you say 76 East? Never mind. No one is going to flash you when they know they’ll be stuck inching forward next to you for the next hour. Imagine how awkward that could get:

Flasher: HERE ARE MY BEWBS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

– 20 minutes later –

Flasher: Uh, hey–you! Open your window. I’m late meeting my husband for dinner and really need to get off at Girard… can I just get over into the right? No? Please. I’m late. Please! He told me to get off at the Zoo. I HAVE TO GET OFF AT THE ZOO!

Birthday boy: Flash me again and we’ll both get off at the Zoo.

*Could this be commenter The Philly Flash?

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10 Comments

  • Dr Stinkynuts September 30, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    Yep. Showed him my junk.

  • ThePhillyFlash September 30, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    Sorry, Kyle. I drive a Sonata. And I ain’t THAT desperate.

    • Chris Y September 30, 2013 at 4:13 pm

      nice car, bro. u live at home still too? mama boy car

      • ThePhillyFlash September 30, 2013 at 6:37 pm

        Hmm! Sounds like you have experience at that sort of thing, homeslice.

  • Amanda September 30, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    What a loser & dirty old man

    • B September 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm

      Amanda, today is my birthday…

    • Chris Y September 30, 2013 at 4:10 pm

      yo hun, sandwhiches, iced tea, chips and a cinnamon roll from panera bread.

  • legomaniacal September 30, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    I’m guessing this was done by a (greatest) friend (ever), unbeknownst to the driver.

  • Gary Mclain September 30, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    I’m sure somone pull a prank and taped that to the back of his car without him knowing. Brilliant.

  • yeayeahyeah September 30, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    dudes had that on his car since july, it was funny the first time everyone saw it. now its just weird.

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