Did you see this car on 76-E on Friday? Did you flash* this car on 76-E on Friday?
Actually love this move. So much better than a “SHOW ME YOUR TITS” t-shirt or a “GYNECOLOGIST” Halloween costume. Chances of seeing private parts are increased exponentially by the A) respectful nature of the request, B) the birthday thing, and C) the anonymity of doing in on a highway where, for one fleeting moment of teetery, caution can be thrown to the wind and then sailed into the open window of a horny 22-year-old.
Oh, wait, did you say 76 East? Never mind. No one is going to flash you when they know they’ll be stuck inching forward next to you for the next hour. Imagine how awkward that could get:
Flasher: HERE ARE MY BEWBS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
– 20 minutes later –
Flasher: Uh, hey–you! Open your window. I’m late meeting my husband for dinner and really need to get off at Girard… can I just get over into the right? No? Please. I’m late. Please! He told me to get off at the Zoo. I HAVE TO GET OFF AT THE ZOO!
Birthday boy: Flash me again and we’ll both get off at the Zoo.
*Could this be commenter The Philly Flash?
Yep. Showed him my junk.
Sorry, Kyle. I drive a Sonata. And I ain’t THAT desperate.
nice car, bro. u live at home still too? mama boy car
Hmm! Sounds like you have experience at that sort of thing, homeslice.
What a loser & dirty old man
Amanda, today is my birthday…
yo hun, sandwhiches, iced tea, chips and a cinnamon roll from panera bread.
I’m guessing this was done by a (greatest) friend (ever), unbeknownst to the driver.
I’m sure somone pull a prank and taped that to the back of his car without him knowing. Brilliant.
dudes had that on his car since july, it was funny the first time everyone saw it. now its just weird.
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