An Update: It was a Convicted Killer Who Punched a Woman at Jets Game

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In an update to the story we brought you earlier about a Jets fan punching a woman— the New York Daily News is reporting that Kurt Paschke, the puncher, is a killer who was once convicted of the most New York slaying ever:

The Gang Green goon who was videoed slugging a female New England Patriots fan after the Jets’ upset victory is not just a pugnacious superfan — he’s a killer.

Kurt Paschke served three years in a state prison back in the 1990s when he was convicted of fatally stabbing a 17-year-old during a fight behind a pizza parlor in Sayville, N.Y.

Jesus Christ– the only thing that death was missing was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arriving late on the scene to find that Spider-Man had already saved Carrie Bradshaw from unwittingly walking into harm’s way after drinks with Adam Sandler.

The best part is that, earlier today, Paschke’s mother told the Daily News that her son was actually acting heroically when he punched a woman on Sunday:

But Paschke’s mom did not bring up her son’s sordid past when she sat down with a Daily News reporter on Monday to defend her son.

Instead, Colleen Paschke portrayed her strapping son as her protector from a nasty woman who flicked blood at her in a parting gesture of contempt.

“He’s the victim, really,” she said her Holbrook, L.I. home, where a half-eaten Jets-themed birthday cake for her boy sat on the counter. “He was just concerned for his mother and himself.”

While Momma Paschke spoke, her son who turns 39 on Friday was hiding out across the street in a house he rents.

This totally beats the time a drunk dude puked on a cop’s daughter at CBP. Totally.

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14 Responses

  1. I say it doesn’t beat the puker for disgusting fan behavior as fans, aka morons, punch each other all the time at sporting events. The puker was unique in his disgusting and over the top behavior.

  2. Marine … not Maine, though Maine snipers may also be cool, I’m just not sure. Damn typos.

  3. This guy is alright in my book. That chick should have been at home fixing Sunday dinner for the guys when they get home around 5

      1. The murder was over 20 years ago. That would make him a teen too. Not a40 year old. His past record is irrelevant. From what I saw and read, and I may be wrong, it was self defense. Just because ti was a girl doesn’t mean anything. The law doesn’t discriminate. Granted, I wouldn’t have hit her, but look at the video, she was attacking him

  4. Typical Jets fan they’re the scum of the earth and btw don’t lump us NY Giant fans in the same boat as those drunken long island Jet fans,they’re savages.

  5. The only thing worse than a doosh pseudo-journalist who bashes Philly fans, is a doosh pseudo-journalist who tries to defend them.
    Some guy punches a drunk bitch who punched him first and you think this is worse than a fan intentionally puking on a child?

    It’s real obvious you don’t have children. It’s also pretty obvious you probably never will.

  6. I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

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